Rob Elwes

@robelwes.bsky.social …. Saints preserve us. Please reclaim any of your views that I may have expressed as my own.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@thatwafflegame @TomBombadil53 @JamesJessian Here’s mine, covered by a Revolut ad while getting tantalisingly close. Also really REALLY struggling with that second Deluxe. 🤯

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@garrypickles I’m on mounjaro 5mg upping to 7.5 in a couple in weeks, too. Also just switched from numan to Asda for a big saving. Thumbs up to not increasing the dose automatically.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Douglas Clifton Brown sentenced to 24 years for attempted murder of his ex girlfriend at Congham High House, Grimston.

https://t.co/HZ8ZlhzeWo

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@atw888 @VOGCouncil We have the same problem with @mondaocircus in King’s Lynn, too. They can’t be botheted to take down old posters even when putting up new.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Douglas Clifton Brown guilty of attempted murder. Sentencing 13th March.

https://t.co/mNr9zoCoYh

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

This Douglas Clifton Brown story has finally hit the media. The trial was delayed by legal shenanigans, but relieved he is in the dock in Norwich.

https://t.co/EvVhRJDrIg

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Half-watched the first two eps of Douglas Is Cancelled, ITV, then blown away by ep3, the “interview” in the hotel. Utterly gripping tense and terrifying and all too realistic. Brilliant dialogue, brilliant performances. Phew.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Anyway, it wasn’t about Douglas Clifton-Brown who has very much been cancelled.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@MichaelMcG12 Will do. See you there x

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@VivaJerryFish @ButtonFactory22 … and what a beauty of an album it is too. Thanks for the early. Love it!

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Quality graffito.

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@SanjayKorteweg @PCPCoffee This popped up in mine too. I spent a couple of minutes reading the thread. That might have pushed it towards your timeline. Makes a change from bike crashes.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Elton John flavoured Marmite.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@SanjayKorteweg Interesting, and you won’t be surprised that nobsongs used this technique in the final verse (although really it’s just a list of hits from 1984) on his ode to 1984 smash “Quality Ballads”, track five on the 2024 album “Quality Bollocks”. It’s almost as if you knew ;0)

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@MickPuck The riff was Roy Bittan’s and he played on both those tracks, so I think it was all above board.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

It’s the King’s Lynn Fiction Festival this weekend – the first since 2007 without my involvement, and I’m feeling a little bereft.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@Cocolennox Yes! I love the M&A greengrocer but only for the variety. Ye Gads, the queues, the queues. The greens in your basket/mixing bowl have wilted visibly by the time you get to the “till”.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Bloody hell, there’s a new veg shop in King’s Lynn, Tower Street, where the old Krusty Krab was. Good stuff, well presented.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@Stephen_May1 Au contraire. The Krusty Krab, Lynn’s finest rum bar, which was just a couple of doors down from the horror-Goth themed cocktail & ribs bar, was such a hit it relocated to a bigger site near the river. Less of a distance for those rumdrunk Krabs to stagger home, I suppose.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

Guess who’s quizmaster at the Porterhouse pub - King’s Lynn - on Monday 16th/Sept? Me. Not the dog. First question 8pm prompt, and its answer will be 56. A pound-a-head for a head-pounding quiz. Come.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

A simple truth, either wilfully ignored or still not grasped by swathes of Tory journalists & politicians.

[Rob Elwes @robelwes]

@zombiearmy These seraphic tools have myriad effects that make vanquishing the undead trivial 💥
#ZAVR