Sort-Of-Mad Max

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@kevicss @FoxNews Perhaps WAS a tough re-election; her opponent seems to be on the cusp of a total in-bed-with-a-dead-girl/live-boy blowout.

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@Oilfield_Rando The usual gang of idiots/sorry, Mad Magazine.

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@rkylesmith It would be for me and you, fellow kulak. We must all know our place and help glorious Party man Graham Platnernick grow socialism!

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@JustOneStrawman @politicalmath

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@redsteeze Oh, dear; what happens when that quantity of soy mixes with this quantity of malignant testosterone? I'm expecting an earth-shattering 'KABOOM'!

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@politicalmath @bariweiss Seems to have a lot of time to sh*tpost on X. He's unemployed for a reason.

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@MaxNordau @RepRoKhanna Well, he's getting high marks for consistency! Counts for something, right?🤪

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@johnkonrad Anybody AI-ing a bin bouncing off of Starmer's bonce while he dishes out this pap will have my undying gratitude.

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@MattWhitlock Don't forget, Kulinski isn't targeted at us; they know we don't believe a word he says. He's aimed at the kind of idiots that would vote for a gooch like Graham Platner in the first place. Probably have somebody in a little PIP down in the corner with hand puppets act it out.

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@ingelramdecoucy "Manifest Machine Gun Jubblies DESTINY, bay-bee!"

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@ingelramdecoucy

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@willchamberlain Hey, there's a war on; we need those exclamation points for VICTORY!

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@willchamberlain "Only room on desk for Talking Chairman Mao statue, you running dog tool of imperialist swine!"

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@shipwreckedcrew "Honey, do you want to watch 60 Minutes?"
"Depends"
"Depends on what?"
"After I change 'em."

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@shipwreckedcrew They can move to whatever network they want, the Grim Reaper is mowing down their geriatric audience regardless of where they end up.

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@mazemoore There's a Substack out there with Jon Karl's name on it; it's only a matter of time.
Tick tick tick, melon farmer!

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@tedfrank Because the days of people stopping to let you back out of a parking space seem to be sadly over. The first time you almost get clipped because you're halfway out of the space and nobody stops is when you see the merit in backing in.

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@libsoftiktok "It's purely VOLUNTARY! Police response times to crime reports will IN NO WAY be affected by non-participation in our....sorry, didn't mean to laugh out loud. Just couldn't keep a straight face. So you want TWO stickers now, right, Hatey McHateyphobe?"

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@libsoftiktok So if you're not skippy enough in Nashville, you get a visit from Unterfruitenfuhrer Pinklegruber. Nice.

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@HunterBoone @redsteeze