Robert Gibbons

Chief Technology Officer. I build concept software. The concept being it will be awesome.

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

@sethmeyers could you PLEASE momentarily pause between "how's everyone doing tonight" and "that's great to hear"? I know you have no audience because of COVID but it is SO jarring for us watching. Thank you for your consideration.

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

The end is near.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin

[Forbes @Forbes]

This smart toilet seat might save your life one day: https://t.co/sSPJRF0qrO

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

I just scheduled my first ever Zoom drink night with a colleague. I’m going to mount my laptop on a Roomba and let him roam around my house freely with a Margarita attached.

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

Jumped the shark.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Do you like our owl?

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

I want a Zack Morris cell phone.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TechCrunch Clayton is wrong. New tech is always expensive. Tech disruption occurs at *high end*, eg computers & cell phones. It takes many design iterations & vast economies of scale to achieve mass market affordability.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tracking shot of Falcon water landing

[Andrew Clay Shafer 雷启理 @littleidea]

most people are creating unmitigated horrors with microservices in nearly exactly the same way and for nearly exactly the same reasons they created disasters with Object Oriented Programming, the previous software panacea

[Andrew Clay Shafer 雷启理 @littleidea]

the hardest problems in computer science are thinking clearly and helping other people understand

[Shira Ovide @ShiraOvide]

Enterprise software never dies, example 4 million: Lotus Notes still exists, and was just now in 2018 sold by IBM.

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

@cheerlights blue

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

@cheerlights red

[Datto @datto]

How to Launch a Pre-emptive Strike Against Costly Downtime and Cyber Attacks by @robertNoTweet via @ltrc https://t.co/3rHWwY8mkS

[Robert Gibbons @robertNoTweet]

Got to meet Adam (@donttrythis) and Jamie, (@JamieNoTweet, I got the idea for this Twitter handle from his) at DattoCon'17! @datto

[Datto @datto]

How to patch your security blind spots by @robertNoTweet via @helpnetsecurity https://t.co/JeR5Yuxz58

[Andrew Ng @AndrewYNg]

I often advise people to take on projects you're only 70% qualified for, but then learn like crazy to bridge that 30%.

[Star Simpson @starsandrobots]

We portray engineering as being a very sterile, logical process but I experience it mostly as focused dissatisfaction until things are Right

[Meri 8x💉“Exiled for Good of the Realm” Williams @Geek_Manager]

"Everybody wants to write reusable code. Nobody wants to reuse anyone else's code." @eryno #leaddev

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Every dev team should include a sysadmin who just sits there and calls bullshit on stuff.