Robert Burns

English Literature and Law Graduate |

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@RobTemple101 Cannes style standing ovation

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@Lucaswoodland Yapping. Waffling, even

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@hu_manbee_ing Would be quite the revelation

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@aitilamsnamtons @filippoq01 @haterhunter450 Always two, there are…

[lingo @AyoDatsLingo]

i hate having a job im supposed to be doing more important things like playing final fantasy

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@CoreyTheX @XMoney You’re an idiot

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@AO1865 Damn their efficiency

[Alex @AO1865]

I mean fair fucks to whoever insulates new build houses, cracking jobs fellas because there’s no heat getting out of mine.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Having a "Mayor from Jaws Summer" where I recklessly endanger the lives of everyone around me but pull off some really incredible outfits

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@BlightYoakam Bloodlines is right there

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@Omnikira Dilly dally shilly shally

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@RickyWinsKO I wish viii got half as much attention from square

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@TheIshikawaRin This was the EA playbook for years

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@sawtrapz @cronny91 Read a book on your phone?

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@cainalikehyena When the band is called <original band name> <tribute bands country of origin>

That’s like the least creative thing you can do and you’re opting out

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@noinconsistency Well she wouldn’t want adult dogs

[Robert Burns @robert_burns88]

@PaulFirstOfHis @DiscussingFilm So you’re saying there’s a secret chord that can please the lord?