Robert Suzam

Author of The Warrior Complex.

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@FitbitSupport @FitbitUK This happened when I tried charging - please help as can't charge :( !!! Thanks

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@DaveDCake I'm moving into the author/stand up space. My first gig, in the kitchen, is sold out (both of the kitchen table chairs are taken)

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Accidently bought fake goods as Xmas presents? No probs. Give them as gifts on fake Xmas Day (which happens to be 4 Mar).

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Russian cemeteries to get wi-fi. A direct line to St Peter(sberg). Probably.

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Monk was the best manager Swansea have ever had, bar Nun...

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@jimpmb Thanks Jimbo!...work has started on book 2 of the series...

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"We are clean!" exclaims 5.5 metre tall spokesman from the Russian Olympic Committee while shoulder pressing the Kremlin.

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If I'd have known stabbing someone as a kid would've aided my bid for President I wouldn't of whined about not wanting anymore brothers

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End of the line for Tree Of The Year...or...Tree Of The Year hits the buffers...https://t.co/k7LJpxU2jl

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Me: We're just buying for the kids at Xmas right?
Bro: Yeah.
Me: Cool. My 11 wants Ralph Lauren chinos, 32 inch waist, and a slab of Bud.

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For when you're looking to synergise the team towards blue sky strategic visioning...

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What about those marine fossils though? Ammonite?!?

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Happy Halloween....

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@mrssnaplegs Thanks........I think!!!!!

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Men I follow who rock the beard: @puggypugh @DoTheWhiteThing. Bravo gents, strong.

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@TicknallLife @DerbyTelegraph The hero of my debut novel #TheWarriorComplex is proudly Ticknall born and bred. Plse RT and enjoy the read!

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@DaveDCake Digging #believeinsuzam. Reminds me of The Waterboy.......

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@GibChronicle @RadioGibraltar @BFBSGib Chap 1 of my debut novel #TheWarriorComplex is set in my favourite home from home. Hope you enjoy it!

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@Mark__Lawrence Just published my debut novel on @amazon. Eternally grateful for any tips on promoting it. Thanks. https://t.co/jZ0RZ8FgHe

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My debut novel #TheWarriorComplex is now available from @amazon. Please enjoy responsibly!