Robert Chapman

Battery operated. 98% Human. 1% cow. 1% Gortex.

[Robert Chapman @RobertChapman]

@JamesHayr @NNNPackdrill Acid?

[Dave Haslam @Mr_Dave_Haslam]

I can’t explain this

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

To insult two highly respected and free thinking politicians like this is disgraceful.
It just shows how far standards in society have fallen.
Anyone reposting this insulting photograph should feel utterly ashamed.
😡

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

This makes interesting reading . . . the ‘78 to ‘81 changes , plus the tracks I’d forgotten . Far be it from me to disagree with ‘The Legend’ but . . . @Bauhaustheband1 at 52 with BLD ? Errrr , ummm , no - no - no ! That should have been top ten ! Thanks to @PunKandStuff

[Robert Chapman @RobertChapman]

@NNNPackdrill practicing chord progressions

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The abacus finger theory allows to mentally perform arithmetic calculations just by using certain special finger combinations.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

We are so screwed.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Simulations suggest that when quantum batteries share a quantum state with the device they are powering, more power can be received than the battery can even store. https://t.co/4lQGkLcUvk

[Problem Child @Footinit]

Shift.

I meant SHIFT!

Oh god.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Does anyone know this man?

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

A deadly finish from SPM 😎

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Kate Garraway @kategarraway]

Please help - I left my gold purse in a black cab from smooth in Leicester Square to home in north London - we stopped at St Pancras to buy a rail card and tickets to Cornwall - pleeeeeease get in touch if anyone knows a black cab driver - am getting nowhere with tfl .

[Robert Chapman @RobertChapman]

@mattdrought

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Just finished reading Open by @AndreAgassi . Totes recommend. Brilliant read: wise - heartbreaking - uplifting. Would love to have you on the pod if you’re listening, Andre.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

An Ice Cream van in Cornwall has been swept out to sea, the emergency services are now on the scene after a member of the public called 99

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

“Ed come in the house… you can’t go to GoApe, the election’s over”

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Ted, would you like to spend a few days In Skegness with me”

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

KING CHARLES: 'Really? How fascinating. What kind of tools?'

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

The elephant in the room here, is that we've just put someone in charge of prisons who cuts keys to order.

[Alan Kelly @akellyucc]

Everyone slags Starmer over the family background in tools but in fairness he can assemble a cabinet quickly

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It's weird that all these years after Duran Duran's hit, the most famous person called Rio is a man.