joe

lost to a blind kid in cup stacking

[joe @robertjoe99]

A star

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

Here's my dumbass friend Joe's red flags 🚩

[joe @robertjoe99]

@AldiUSA am I stupid or is there really not an oven temperature to set at on the pizza?

[@IOnlyHaveRightOpinions @IOnlyHaveRight1]

I’d leave Missouri too if it meant I could fuck over Kansas this bad. Eat shit @KUAthletics

[joe @robertjoe99]

I swear the hot gym bros are ALWAYS with ugly bitches

[joe @robertjoe99]

The next best thing for me right now is to be married and divorced before 30

[joe @robertjoe99]

I have hit the age where I do not like to drive at night.

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

jenna marbles deserves a star on the hollywood walk of fame

[joe @robertjoe99]

Me now that I’ve been in a 9 month relationship. “So when are we combining finances?”

[joe @robertjoe99]

Paid someone an obscene amount of money to take on call so I could go to the cancelled podcast tonight and they cancelled it. Please tell me this is a joke @tanamongeau

[The Patriot Voice @TPV_John]

A HUGE wedge Tornado was caught traversing through Lincoln, NE. This is a Particularly Dangerous Situation! 🚨⚠️🌪️

This is a VERY photogenic Tornado, it’s particularly rare that you can see the formation of the funnel so clearly, and not wrapped by rain or hail.

It’s also a VERY DANGEROUS Tornado, that is going through significantly populated areas near Lincoln, and Omaha, and is gaining in intensity.

Several LARGE, and LIFE-THREATENING Tornados are spewing out of these supercell thunderstorms across Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, and Oklahoma.

Unconfirmed reports that a Tornado has derailed a train in Nebraska. Reports of MASSIVE WIDE SPREAD DAMAGE to homes and infrastructure being reported.

Appears to be a pretty HISTORIC Tornado outbreak today.

Tune into .@ryanhallyall for updates, and STAY SAFE!

https://t.co/TEh3pPIPZ2

[Kyle from Gampel @KyleFromGampel]

If they didn’t call that foul and Paige Bueckers hit the game winning shot to send UConn to that National Championship, there would be NO ONE on this app or ANYONE on this planet saying that Iowa should’ve won because of an “illegal screen”. BOTTOM LINE. PERIOD. My heart HURTS for these girls💔

[joe @robertjoe99]

Me at 24:

[joe @robertjoe99]

I’m 24 and have the worst crabby old man syndrome

[joe @robertjoe99]

My boss is in his 50s singing Rich Baby Daddy in our office. Iconic

[joe @robertjoe99]

So upsetting I pay renters insurance and my building hasn’t burned down yet

[skinny cowboy @alexandracrdss]

Gym tan laundry

[joe @robertjoe99]

The urge to get a neck tat. I need to adopt a child or something instead.

[joe @robertjoe99]

Becoming a dj is on my bucket list for 2024

[lexie @lexryks]

serving

[joe @robertjoe99]

Are eating disorders back in style