baddy murda

my last name means disturbance in Czech

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 Delete this

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Kinda messed up that Fathers get a day and Sharks get a whole week when you consider that fathers attack way more people a year

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 Yeah it is

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

Purrr Laura

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 You're an animal without 20/20 vision

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

Omg- what a blast from the past

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 I'll start a go fund me rn

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

"After I turn 5, then I be 81" -Carter

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

"Should I wear a black mini skirt to my grandpas funeral?" -me

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

Like damn you girlies never hit up a candle sale and didn't want to take advantage of the flex pay options ??

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

The last 6 months have been very humbling for me but the most altering event that occurred was when we were getting a mortgage for our house the bank put a hold on the loan process until I explained a reoccurring payment of $21 to Klarna and I sent them a receipt for candles

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 This tweet is out of this world joe. So relatable.

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

My husband bought me a house today. Proud of him ❤️

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 It's for the best

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 How would piano lessons benefitted you at this point if your life?

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Simpler times.

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

Wouldn't it be funny to make a huge group chat with all the contacts I have from group projects in college...

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@robertjoe99 Somethings can be kept a secret

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

do people who run marathons know that they don't have to

[baddy murda @maddy_burda]

@smashley0717 Long live Micah