my gran (parody)

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

@cushbomb He was like Robert De Niro in awakenings

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

Happy Platty Jubes everyone! I love the Queen so much, I think if anything were to happen to here I would kill myself and many others 😊😊 #PlatinumJubilee

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

@ryan_mccormack_ Pat Nevin

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

@fandrews98 The French accent on monsieur especially

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

I love how the commentator says "oh...the frenchman" upon seeing the replay as if thats the name of the move

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

Saw it last night and still buzzing off Licorice Pizza. What a weird brilliant movie.

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

Spiky chicken balls

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

Terrible shame

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

the Omicron variant has an R of 6. the Omicron variant has an R of 14. the Omicron variant has an R of 71. the Omicron variant is my wife's Pilates instructor and is taking her on a "strictly therapeutic" weekend away to Central Europe's most decadent and romantic spa

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

@jamesutlr That day was when the timelines split

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

Imagine 6 months ago thinking Anthony Ralston would make a much anticipated Scotland debut (at left back), John Soutar would score and be man of the match as Scotland beat the euros semi-finalists comfortably. We live in bizarro world.

[kevin @Kevin_Riach]

I’d probs be dead, like others, without the NHS. It’s being privatised and sold off to ppl whose only interest is profit. If we allow this to continue to happen, care standards will drop. We need a government willing to protect it and not 1 tht wants to ruin it #YourNHSNeedsYou

[Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @GraceOnFootball]

It won't be light at 5PM in the UK until February

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

The thing i like about scotland is its pretty unpleasant to be outside for large parts of the year. Glad we've entered that stage.

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

@MarkDougall1 It breaks my heart to see them like this

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

One of my grans is strongly antivax but the other one is the person who invented the covid vaccine. Horrible to see my family torn apart like this.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

@RyanMack7_ Are these still available mate?

[my gran (parody) @robertjones1mil]

If this is true, sevco should have last seasons title stripped. No way is it fair that "rangers" have that much money to play with. Clear agenda.

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

The Tories handed over £37,000,000,000 to Serco and the like for Test and Trace

But now they're refusing to give the NHS what's needed to recover from the Covid crisis.

Deliberate underfunding is the first step in the Tory plan to hand over more of our NHS to private companies.