Santa Denier

(he/him) Sunny-faced Glaswegian with a lust for adventure and a passion for exercise!

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

I guess, in hurricane force winds, a fence is a bonk machine.

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

the fun thing about having my birthday be on the first of the month is I wake up and go "woo hoo! it's me day!" then send my landlord one thousand dollars

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

"the artist formerly known as...Adolf Hitler"

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

as someone who's not from north america living in canada, i love hearing cunts say Little Italy

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

putting wrist wraps on to bring my shopping in from the car

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Every single second of this is glorious

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

Sinn Godzilla

[FIN. @TebiRex]

This fella came up to me in Tokyo to practice his English. When I said I was Irish these were his exact words:

“IRISH
TITANIC
SINN FÉIN
IRA
NORTHERN IRELAND
THE ISSUES”

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

bringing my iPad baby to the boiler room set

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

a guy in mcdonalds just started whistling along to the beeping of the fryers 😭

[fjord @harrison_fjord]

slamming on my brakes at 85 mph and firing that at the Tesla in front of me like a green shell

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

im out here sprinting into the walls of the bank wearing a balaclava like it's gonna take me to gringotts

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

i know we've got a good thing going with the gregorian calendar but what if we just made every boxing day a sunday. reset the week as soon as christmas is done. fuck the full hing up

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

little known life hack: if you rub the lamp to climax the genie gives you 4 wishes

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

legalize mids. weed is getting too loud

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Gaza’s hospitals - filled with critically injured children - are being cut off from power, food, water, and aid.

Meanwhile, the bombs rain down.

This is backed by the Tories and the Labour Party.

We’re watching the West give its full complicity to a bloody, savage war crime.

[Santa Denier @fandrews98]

@slug_rug rough

[wint @dril]

could i get th e opposite of this please

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is the editor of the Jewish Chronicle in the UK making some pretty sickening and sweeping Islamophobic remarks about Muslims globally.

Change the words ‘Muslim’ and ‘Muslims’ to ‘Jewish’ and ‘Jews’ and recognize how offensive and bigoted his remarks are. Sheesh.

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

imagine you’re drinking a $18 sparkling water called Butterfly Mist, rolling on the worst molly ever stamped, and listening to EDM from the bush administration when Hamas guys start dropping out of the sky. thats the kind of shit that in the old testament meant god is mad at you