Robert Perrin

Follow me for random ramblings and occasional comedic offerings in desperate times. Wisdom none, insight little. 1/3 of @MCRMovieMorgue

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Thanks @GABcomedy and #starofkings for taking my comedy virginity so gently.
Had a great afternoon with fantastic people.

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@AmazingPopPod Gammon.

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#PopMasterTV is like a party where they forgot to ask anybody or buy a decent dip. There is no banter but it is weirdly compulsive car crash tv.
#channel4

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Watching #popmaster on #channel4 and I thought my screen was stretched amd distorted.
#kenbruce

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Tom will never run out of cheese.#ClosingCeremony

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Is drag C3PO still on stage #ClosingCeremony

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@ainger13 @BBC As a spokesperson for Bob the Milkman I turned down the job on principle.

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It is 'alleged' that Charlotte Dujardin #Olympics
has gaslit her horse Trevor. After a series of seemingly romantic dinner dates she has denied having any feelings for Trevor. In answer to the question 'Why the long face?' Trevor smiled and answered 'I'm a horse dipshit.'

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Subs needed now#NEDENG

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@JonathanPieNews This is the most succinct rant ever to why we had to kick the Tories out.

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Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

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@RealMattLucas One is not choristing any more!!!

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Bungle was a weird one. Walked about all-day bollock naked, then wears a towel in the bathroom and pyjamas at bedtime!

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If anybody fancies moving to Germany they are crying out for groundskeepers #EUROS2024 #PORSLO

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I hope John Fury comes on for the 2nd half. I hear he is useful with his head #sausage #SoccerAid

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@AMAZlNGNATURE This reminds me when I forget to pack my Bag for Life.

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@SkyNews Breaking news of a new waterborne beast discovered around Loch Ness.

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Revive NBC's Quantum Leap for a Third Season - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hu1VOHIcFD via @UKChange

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Sad to hear of the passing of the great #CarlWeathers . For all his iconic roles the training montage of Rocky III will always be my favourite. Those shorts should hopefully be preserved in the Smithsonian. He obviously let Sly win.

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@AndyRileyish I enjoyed it for complete escapism and think they missed a trick with bee pun kill lines "Looks like a sticky situation...honey"
"I'm buzzing with excitement."
When the Queen bee fails to produce normal offspring she may have to be replaced.
"HIVE had enough of you."

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@MarinaPurkiss Flaky and filled with mush...the pasties were nice though.