Robert Oonk

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

Emergency Magician.
Because in this post-covid hellscape physicians must juggle and balance, fool and scam to make patients laugh or disappear from the ER.
Oh, and every now and then sawing off a limb helps too...

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@EM_RESUS It sucks that it doesn't suck

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@davidcarr333 @alandrummond2 Clair-obscur FTW

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@UltrasoundEM I just decided to attend #ESEM22! Any tips on Abu Dhabi re: sights, eating out, culture and habits? Thanks in advance! CU there?

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

Vanaf 21u Lulu um pub bonito
[phone]
https://t.co/DeoVDylsBb 🇧🇪 spread the word 🇧🇪

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@EMDorotaR @rob_cosentini @EuropSocEM If you can walk, you you can walk (at) home

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@TStettner @HumanFact0rz What’s the clearance, Clarence?

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

For those who are anxious to let off some steam after all those sessions at #Eusem21 😅🪓 USAxe Club
[phone] https://t.co/QKGtNDJG0g

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

Hey look, it’s right there! #eusem21 @ponte25abril

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

22% of British EM consultants consider a career change, 59% suffer moral injury. What goes awry here? #Eusem2021

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@davidcarr333 @AbdoKhoury00 @rob_cosentini @roberta_petrino @richardbody @EMManchester @barbrabackus @gregorprosen @tabakovic_senad @arose_rotterdam @EusemY @DrhoganBarbara @MedicEducate @EuropSocEM Presente 🙋‍♂️

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@AbdoKhoury00 @EuropSocEM @EusemY @EuSEM_Conf @UEMSEurope Cheers then! But don't overdo it on the ginjinha 😅

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@elonmusk Rapid antigen testing negative is unreliable, a positive result is somewhat more clear. Just wait for the PCR 🤷‍♂️

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

Just call it by its name: institutional rape
#thethingswedoforoil

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Australia has raised concerns with Qatar after 13 Australian women were subject to vaginal exams before they were allowed to board a @qatarairways flight from Doha to Sydney. https://t.co/QZGec0axFc

[īngrīd stam @ingridmeta]

Voor degenen die zeggen #ikdoenietmeermee of #ikdoeooknietmeermee 👇🏼wij groeten u.

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

I went to visit the local ED today and promptly got a shift on ED surgery. Oh well, I’ll just try my hand on this clamshell thoracotomy thing 😎#nomoreconferenceforyou #thereisstillVOD #EUSEM20 @EuropSocEM

[Robert Oonk @roberto3176]

@spoedman Yep, you hit the nail on the head there 🤔😏