Rob Forbes

Last one out, turn off the lights.

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This is my last tweet as a verified user.

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@DarrylBamberger It's like the age old "xyz rugby team only scores penalties - why don't they score tries?"

But at crunch time, every team would love a 90% penalty taker. Clubs should be asking why they aren't as good as Arsenal at set pieces. That's the question...

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@DarrylBamberger But since every club has the same info Arsenal have, and AFC score set pieces and don't concede them, the fault then is with the opposition surely?

So I don't consider the fact that Arsenal were "poor apart from set pieces". Arsenal go in with a plan for that. So they're good.

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If you're moaning about Arsenal scoring corners, and not asking why your club isn't also scoring corners, you don't know ball, and probably need to go and have a word with yourself.

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@AniediBassey11 @PLCPolice We literally scored 5 goals, twice, away from home, with 5 different goalscorers, in our last 2 away games.

Get a grip.

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@AlastairMcA30 Salah my FPL captain 💃💃 Soooo many points!

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Battered them.

Raya is everything people said Onana would be.

Corner routine so next-level that people are talking confused, instead of asking every other club why they suck at them so badly in comparison.

Never under threat. New manager bounce squashed.

Arsenal killed this.

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And you seldom hear commentators sucking up to a team offering absolutely nothing as they did for United tonight.

2.3 xG - 0.3 xG.

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I hear that if you've got "Not Like Us" on your wrapped this year, Drake's naming you as a co-defendant.

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Ok @DoveMenCare_ZA - lets see what 72 hours of protection feels like 😊😂

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@dylanbusa @rodcampsbay That's what all the lickspittles say.

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@dylanbusa @rodcampsbay "I recommend we can cut spending by reducing all service providers apart from the ones I recommend, and that happen to benefit people I would like to influence."

Musk stans genuinely have the thinking faculties of small, non-flowering plants. At least pretend to use your brain.

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@rodcampsbay lickspittle.
noun
"a person who behaves obsequiously to those in power."

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@pete_carswell @rodcampsbay Just coz you like the man makes absolutely zero difference to the way the process that is unfolding there is exactly the way it unfolded here.

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@pete_carswell @rodcampsbay The Guptas wanted appointments into Government roles that would benefit them. They wanted control over decision making functions by putting their people in positions of influence. Zuma wanted them to.

If you can't draw comparison to Musks' actions, I can't teach you to think.

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@ianhanomansing I've got about a many followers as your do. It's a whack, by most standards. I'm giving it up. I'd have been one of the 10% of users that generate 92% of the tweets on here.

I'm done. He wanted an echo chamber. He can have it.

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@rafiq @kerry_anne I am sleep again 😴 Diamond hands.

Wake me at $930k.

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@FrugalLocal I am selling a course on how to understand a book about how to become rich, if you're interested?