Robin Seeds

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#WeAreGood

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.@POTUS our off campus house is no longer able to throw bangers, do you know anything about this? #firstmygunsnowmyparties #ThanksObama

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Pats fans are so goddamn paranoid

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Ted Cruz reminds me of Commodus from Gladiator

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Ben Carson if you invite 10 people to your house and you know one of them is a terrorist why did you invite him to your house??

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Since I met Justise Winslow, Heat are 4-0, just saying

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Let's get it Rubio

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If you're smiling in your mugshot you know you have a trick up your sleeve

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"usually a Panthers fan but today I'm rooting for the great people of New Hampshire" - Carly Fiorina

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Lakers playing All-Star D lol

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Gimme 8 years of Kasich and then 8 years of Paul Ryan

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What a moment https://t.co/BdX1FdaBvv

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Need someone to explain why bowling is hard... There's no ref, no outside elements, just gotta do the same motion over and over

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And the goal is to always knock all 10 pins down there can't be that much strategy cuz it never makes sense to score less

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I've been watching bowling for 20 mins now and every single bowl has been a strike

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#walljustgot10feethigher

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wonder what cabinet position Christie just signed up for

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Better not be the Department of Transportation

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Steph Curry is the captain now

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More about bowling... If there's one pin left why curve the ball like an idiot when you can just shoot it straight