Luguenzl Dort

everyone should be EXACTLY as open minded as I am

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

schools ranked in the top 25 in basketball and football:

ND
Miami
USC
Michigan State
Northwestern

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

@shelby_ed Yea I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy (Guardians) so I’ll be rooting Yankees instead

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

my president

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Congrats @TheJudge44 on home run 62. History made, more history to make.

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

@AFC_GLEN @MrMaxKim @MrMaxKim me after the polar bear joke

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

Getting a bumper sticker that says “my fantasy football team could kick your honor students ass”

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

well then I would simply drive faster than 65 mph

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The edge of the observable universe is about 270,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away.

If you drive at a steady 65 miles per hour, it will take you 480,000,000,000,000,000 years to get there, or 35 million times the current age of the universe. https://t.co/GXwaYt3bI8

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

I think it would be funny if Liz Cheney refused to accept the results of her Wyoming primary

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

That second source is Hal Steinbrenner

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

The Padres have blown through the luxury-tax threshold for the second straight year.

Does it make financial — or baseball — sense?

@jaysonst asked MLB executives: https://t.co/VH2YulUNLY

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

On a flight from NYC to Minneapolis can easily tell who’s from which city based on how quickly they walk on the jet bridge

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

U.S. Senate votes 95-1 to bring Finland and Sweden into NATO.

The one no vote was Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo.

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

@MyNFLAccount @kaitlancollins @OmarJimenez keeping him off the Dodgers is successful counterterrorism

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

A-Rod watching the derby: “you know if I’m Julio, I’m laying down a bunt in the finals to show I’m serious about winning the derby this year”

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

@shelby_ed @abrooksbrotha 8.5 if it’s manhattan tho

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

Ay girl may not have worked out in this universe hope there’s a universe out there in which it coulda worked out differently

[NASA @NASA]

It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field.

Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: https://t.co/63zxpNDi4I

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

RETWEET if you AGREE baseball is better when it’s SOCCER

[MLB @MLB]

Fancy footwork in Flushing today.

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

.@ktsharp could you tell us the Yankees record in games in which Gallo gets on base at least once?

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

Year 20😤😤 #striveforgreatness

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

I can't believe we actually have a "got that dog in him" owner in the NBA. Have fun with that, Nets fans. Y'all in for a ride.

[Ben Baby @Ben_Baby]

Bengals QB Joe Burrow shared his this post on IG about the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Dobbs case on abortion:

[Luguenzl Dort @mguenzl]

Imma make my kids and grandkids watch this game religiously

[LeBron History 🏀 @bronhistory]

6 years ago today, LeBron scored 18 straight Cavs points with the season on the line.

He finished with one of the most ridiculous NBA Finals statlines ever:
41 PTS, 8 REB, 11 AST, 4 STL, 3 BLK

(Game 6, 2016 Finals)