Damian Wayne

The better Wayne. 14. Ultra intelligent and super athletic.

((twitter rp. not associated with anyone))

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

Some days you just wanna ram a sword through a wall.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne Drake, you are a child.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

Whoever keeps putting a BatBull sticker on my door, cut it out. I don't even know what a BatBull is.
Tt. Bet it's Grayson playing a joke.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne I don't really trust Goliath's taste. He eats slime.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

I'm down to embarrass @TDrake_Wayne . Ask me anything.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne I tried to ask about Goliath but the vet doesn't know anything about him so I just gave him tea and he spat it out.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne No, that would be dangerous. I contacted the vet.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@batmaninc Failure.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne The only rule is you must drink with your pinky up and you cannot make fun of the pinky. Also don't worry, only Titus and Alfred the cat will be there. Batcow doesn't drink tea.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne ... if you like you can join Alfred and I for tea this afternoon.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@batmaninc @DRJDBleu I'm ew-ing you. Sliding into DMs. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NOW.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne You are a walking bundle of mess, confusion and awkwardness. And I'M the one with... a weird history. Geez Drake.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@DRJDBleu @batmaninc Ew.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@DRJDBleu Titus is a good companion and guard dog. You can borrow him.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne Then why are you spending time replying? I'm in your head.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne I'm not being awkward. I'm putting different emphasis and repeating a phrase in order to make you uncomfortable.

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne What do you mean? What do YOU mean? What do you MEAN?

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@TDrake_Wayne Alfred said I can't say what I want to say to that so I'll go with- can you even be not awkward? No?

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

No one tell Jon about twitter. I don't want him tweeting at me 24/7

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

Thanks to everyone who came and made my holiday event great. I think we spread happiness and hope to a lot of people.