Bruce Wayne

father, lover, philanthropist, and secretly batman 🤣 —︎ ic rp twitter for dc's bruce wayne / batman.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

Is this a parenting win or a parenting fail?

[Damian Wayne @robinbadassery]

@batmaninc @DRJDBleu I'm ew-ing you. Sliding into DMs. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NOW.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@robinbadassery @DRJDBleu Don't "ew" her.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@DRJDBleu I'm glad you understand, Dr. Jen.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@DRJDBleu Maybe it's time you check your messages first before asking me to clarify.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@TDrake_Wayne Exactly the point.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

Photo 1: "I'm a lion, ROAR!"
Photo 2: "You don't speak for handsome men, Bruce. I do."
Photo 3: I was in the middle of practicing a meeting speech for tomorrow and when I accidentally screencap per the video and realized I look like I'm on Joker Gas.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@TDrake_Wayne I didn't think you'd want me to embarrass you on the Internet, so I stuck with a dad response.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@TDrake_Wayne Are you talking about the filter or the reply?

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@TDrake_Wayne I've been using them before you were using the toilet on your own.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@TDrake_Wayne I'm sure you know what a filter is, Tim.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@DRJDBleu Is that why your brow is furrowed? 🤔

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@hghbll @simnbaz I didn't realize you knew him so intimately 🤔

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@hghbll @simnbaz Cute. Batman's informed me that your city's Lantern has been cut off. From what? Ask Green Lantern.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@hghbll @PacoRamone2

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@hghbll @PacoRamone2 What would you be doing with the Justice League? 🤔 Have you been using me to date League members? 😱

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@hghbll @PacoRamone2 Who is "we"? 🤔

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@PacoRamone2 Perhaps you should talk to your fellow League Members.

[Bruce Wayne @batmaninc]

@hghbll @PacoRamone2 Yes, some. All dogs, however, need air to breathe and land to roam.