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Too much to describe...

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@farokh England of course

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Rob Wallace │ Bitcoin News @_Rob_Wallace]

Me driving home knowing there won’t be a second date, but at least she knows the dollar is a ponzi scheme

[Rawan Osman روان عثمان @RawaneOsmane]

Share this to save his life.
If you make him famous, the Iranian regime might not execute him tomorrow.
#ErfanSoltani

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@ClownWorld Why didn't they just buy their own boats instead of giving him their money?

[PATRIOTS OF BRITAIN @POB4LIFE]

People are losing all patience and respect for the police.
The police need to remember that they are meant to be work for us, not against.

[Saifedean Ammous @saifedean]

All they had to do was just hodl bitcoin for a few years and then pay off the national debt and stop being a tax farm to pay interest to bankers. Just because it sounds too good to be true doesn't mean it isn't true.

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@Kegres_com Does this work? Looks too good to be true.

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@TheCryptoDog Can't say that's ever happened to me

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@devchart For science, I posed the same question to grok and got the same answer 🤣

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

#NewProfilePic

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@betangel woo hoo - expert fee seems a lot fairer, and will definitely provide an incentive for those of us who gave up to return

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@CryptoIRELAND1

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@oasisdisease You are 23,000 ahead of me, it's not looking good

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@markymarky1969 Yer, the groundstaff must be fuming

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@IanMurr58938445 British not Scottish

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@KingOfLeone You spoke too soon, 4-0

[Up Only @UpOnlyTV]

Welcome back

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@stats_feed What's the wifi code?

[R Marshall @robinobbie75]

@PeterMcCormack @realbedford @tyler @cameron Congrats, now covered by BBC too https://t.co/JoN3traLYI