Retired creative writing professor & author Stephen Gresham told me a couple of great stories re: Michael McDowell & @StephenKing today. Would pay for good money for @StephenKing to see this!
Sometimes the only thing that gets me through family road trips is thinking about how bad this would be in a covered wagon with no AC. FFS. #jesusbeaxanax
Herschel Walker no longer wants to be a vampire, now he says he wants to be a werewolf. Herschel, why don't you just try to be a decent human being? Even the werewolves would not welcome you.