Robin

Rock and roll. Mostly through single coils.

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My olive love:mushroom hate ratio is easily in the 99.99th %ile worldwide, and I'd stake a lot on that claim.

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Top five locations I want my blood to be:
1. Inside of me
2-5: anywhere else (four-way tie)

Spurting out of the place on my leg where I shot myself with estradiol this morning probably doesn't even make the list

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@agoX @FBI They look awful. Just awful. They look like FEDERAL AGENT - BOY halloween costumes.

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Hot take: the word "whilst" is just the word "while" but for when you wanna feel superior.

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@BoneyardPromo @timsenna @Bandcamp @Twitch @abirosekelly @frau13in @666wychelm @holyreptileband @TunnelVisions6 @dunebugmusic @dazetheband @lemondazeband @joeramseymusic @TobeRandall @bugteethuk @tvscreams ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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@gen_giggles OOF. Two hours is brutal. Happy for you though! 😎

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Drivin' around the city dressed in black looking for more stuff to have hot takes about

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@TheMaddiSmith There's definitely something addictive about the pain.

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@metamucil let's work together and make something beautiful. This one's free. Double pepperoni 'muce. Marketing will love it.

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@Metamucil Thanks metamucil! I always knew y'all were real ones. ♥️👊🏼

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Hot take number three: there need to be more flavors of metamucil than outrageous original and zesty orange. @Metamucil, you're missing out on a billion dollar opportunity. Throw some cool ranch into the mix.

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Also, the fact that my phone tried to autocorrect metamucil to METAMUCIL in all caps should tell you something about my morning routine, especially in the context of these recent coffee tweets.

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And if there are other flavor options, they need to be better marketed.

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Hot take number two: coffee is too hot.

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Like just overall. And that's not meant to be a pun, although I did think about it because I had the phrase "hot takes" in my mind and that made me think about hot coffee.

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(but really I'm just on my way to electrolysis)

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(aka coolness personified)

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(the first line of my most recently used emojis)

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Hot take number 1: if you can't enjoy pineapple on pizza, and you're very adamant and vocal about it, chances are you're a whiny little baby who doesn't form your own opinions and have a personality that can best be described as "memey."

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