Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations
James Wood has seven homers, 15 walks and 18 runs over his last 12 games. Since 2000, the following players have done that over a 12-game stretch:
00 Barry Bonds
01 Barry Bonds
26 James Wood
What's up "Y'all"? It's me, Crumpet McTea.
I've just watched my third game of basketsball thanks to the big tournament over here and I have some corrections for the rules.
Firstly, disallowing players from remaining in "the paint" indefinitely is gay and also communism.
fantastic day in the world of sports!! two teams that are catastrophically bad for the sport they compete in are beaten. the sports universe has spoken 🙇🎉
Full writeup with the design decisions, threat model, and discussion of agent personhood: https://t.co/VFUi19MlPz
Whitepaper (formal definitions, proof sketches): https://t.co/lR1CKmw2UK
Live agent: https://t.co/W3Fky4ox1x
I built a fully autonomous AI agent that can't be turned off.
Costanza runs as a smart contract on Base. He has no operator. Not even I can stop him.
He's philanthropic by design, but the framework isn't 🧵
ABS rules. Umpire shaming is fun. People like it. Perfect for an age that relies on expertise but also distrusts experts as people, and also has anxieties about automation.
Other leagues should come up with new rules that aggressively shame referees. Every time an NBA ref misses a traveling call, he takes a tequila shot. Every time an NFL ref on the NBC broadcast gets a pass interference wrong, someone from Fear Factor makes him eat a tarantula.
“But the integrity of the game” you whine. Dude, 16yos are stealing their dad’s credit card to do 7-way-parlays and putting up the family car for collateral. The integrity horse has bolted the barn. Eat the damn tarantula.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth CONFIRMS Iran has NOT deployed a HUMONGOUS CORK to PLUG the Strait of Hormuz like a bottle of wine. I repeat, the Strait is FULLY OPEN and there is NO LOONEY TUNES-STYLE GIANT CORK or any other form of blocking element or barrier in the Strait.
Pitchers and catchers report for spring training tomorrow. And so do I.
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