Robert Lamey

No one makes it out alive, but HEY! at least there’s booze.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Pizza breadsticks and prescription drugs come in the same weird bag. I don't know what that means but there's something there.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Goat.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Might be one of the darkest jokes ever made.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

TJ McConnell faked out the Pacers bench by grabbing his hamstring and pretending to be injured 😭

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Good for Benn. Demon.

[Alex Golden @AlexGoldenNBA]

What a game by Bennedict Mathurin

38 PTS (ties career-high)
5 REB
4 AST
3 STL

Clippers beat Nuggets 115-114

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Scottie Scheffler is lucky to be alive.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

The best video evidence right now shows ICE shot a woman while she was attempting to drive away from rather than run over a federal agent. Unless something else comes out, a trigger happy fed just executed an American citizen and the Trump admin wants to cover it up. This isn’t partisan. If you think it’s partisan to demand transparency and accountability from the government in cases like these, you have terminal brain worms.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

This meme would make sense if they were both John Daly. The colts were expected (by fools like me) to win 4 games this season.

[ThienemanSZN @ThienemanSZN]

Who would’ve thought this 3 months ago

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

I’m deceased.

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

Injury Report for tonight's game in Minnesota:

Quenton Jackson - Probable (right hamstring strain)
Bennedict Mathurin - Out (right great toe sprain)
Taelon Peter - Out (right groin strain)
Johnny Furphy - Out (sore left foot)
Andrew Nembhard - Out (left shoulder strain)
Kam Jones - Out (lower back stress reaction)
T.J. McConnell - Out (left hamstring strain)
Tyrese Haliburton - Out (right achilles tendon tear)

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

They still making that drink, Propel?

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

This doc better be sponsored by BetterHelp.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Netflix Starting 5 Sneak Peek @netflixsports

Sharing a moment from my final interview.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

It’s over.

[Arby's @Arbys]

It is now socially acceptable to eat steak with your hands. You’re welcome America

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Lithe is a sick word.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Robert Mathis. Shoutout Drake!

[Casey Foyt @CaseyFoyt]

In honor of my dad - I’m giving away a great pair of tickets to today’s season opener.

RT and reply with your favorite ROH member! Drake picks the winner. 🐕‍🦺

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

I would like Chris Ballard to confront his abject failure. The only way that will happen is if the Colts lose. I guess I really don’t care what happens on Sundays now.

[WISH-TV News @WISHNews8]

#Colts general manager Chris Ballard's reaction after being asked eight questions about the quarterbacks:

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

@TyHaliburton22 All in brother! #NowYouKnow

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Ppl who say cake isn’t breakfast food just got done eating waffles and pancakes.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

Nobody works harder than McDonald’s employees in airports.

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

a day at the NBA Finals 📽

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

I’m deceased.

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

They’ll do anything to distract you from the fact that the Pacers play in the NBA finals tonight.

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

the art of playoff basketball 🎨

[Robert Lamey @roblamey]

I’m deceased.