BREAKING: Ben White could be out of the Champions League Final at the end of the month with a suspected ruptured vagina.
He will also be forced to cancel his spray tan appointment tomorrow. More to follow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That point literally means nothing to us now. We are down. But the fact we have potentially just stopped the most insufferable, whiny, cheating football club in the World from winning the league I am so over the moon. Up the shagging Wolves mate