Rob Miller

I think this ship is going down. Mayday, mayday.

[Rob Miller @robmiller09]

@onlygators So painful to watch. This has to be rock bottom, right?

[Rob Miller @robmiller09]

@onlygators Smh

[Rob Miller @robmiller09]

It’s like he is a first time boat owner and forgot to insert the drain plug before putting the boat in the water. We’re all watching from the shore shaking our heads in disbelief.

[Rob Miller @robmiller09]

Seriously? I joined Twitter 15 years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@onlygators Longest drive in the Red Zone ever.

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How is it that traffic through McDonough is now worse than traffic through Atlanta?

[Rob Miller @robmiller09]

My dad is on the phone with a surgery scheduler. All the typical questions about his medical history. Do we really expect a 78 yr old to remember if he had polyps with his last colonoscopy years ago?

[Rob Miller @robmiller09]

@onlygators Dan Mullen looses this game by 35

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Sitting at the airport bar. Guy on my left strikes up a conversation with girl on my right. She’s a musician in Nashville. He claims to have a restaurant in Nashville, but has never actually been to that location. Says he might be able to book her and asks for a CD…

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I have always been told “no one is perfect” and today I received the confirmation I’ve been waiting for. Even Apple makes mistakes.
#apple #AppleWatch #oops #basiccounting

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Noisiest Starbucks EVER! The operations in this place are on par with a manufacturing floor.

[Rob Miller @robmiller09]

Listening to Money by @pinkfloyd and my son says it’s the @DaveRamsey theme song. Happy with my financial parenting but I’ve failed as a cool dad.

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#Rent #25thAnniversary #FarewellTour

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@DrSquatchSoapCo 9 days to deliver less than 2 hours away? That’s interesting.

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@MarcEnsign It’s way better than Labyrinth!

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@PFChangs I really want to continue to support you but you guys have a serious flaw in your takeout. Place an order and it says it will be ready in 20 minutes. Show up at the stated time, wait another 20 minutes in our car and it still isn’t ready.

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@onlygators Wow. Our kicking game is terrible.

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@onlygators He’ll do it at his next school too.

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@onlygators “Seminoles come up a foot short.” - RG3 🤣

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@onlygators If he stops, someone will ring his bell. Stupid.