🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵

Middle grade writer, educated at Oxford via Yorkshire. Intellectually rebellious, Dadaist, free thinker. Follows nature, the rest is mere illusion 🪄

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

One dimensional passing, Gordon is shit and a team lacking forward ability. No way is it coming home #NORENG

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@Nigel_Farage Hey knobhead he was white

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

Kane off Watkins on
Rice off Roger’s on
Dead in the middle area no pace #england #football

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@pjsuffolk @piersmorgan Kane is slow sluggish and does fuck all

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

Jed spence is dog 💩
Should have taken Trent #football

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

Should have taken Trent #england

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@Dplanet He’s high as a kite in those mountains

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

Kane goes missing in a big game
Gordon shocking
James one dimensional

Stick with the subs for the rest of the tournament #england #ghana

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

Barry Hawkins and mark Williams in a slug fest tonight at the world snooker championship 🎱

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

Kyren Wilson’s ear lobes really irritate me #snooker #SnookerWorldChamionship

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@SkySportsF1 Senna moment possible if they aren’t careful the ways these cars are driving

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

The way f1 qualifying has gone in the new cars I fear a senna moment coming after seeing verstappen and Antonelli snap left and right like they did

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@Nigel_Farage @AfshinAminiArt You mean Trump trying to distract from the Epstein files he’s in?
People with dementia shouldn’t be left in charge

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@SkyNews I’ll rephrase - we are doing everything to distract the American people from the redacted parts of the Epstein files that contain myself 🫡
#Iran #IsraelTerroristState

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@realDonaldTrump @AfshinAminiArt I’ll rephrase - we are doing everything to distract the American people from the redacted parts of the Epstein files that contain myself 🫡
#Iran #IsraelTerroristState

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@Adrian_Hilton Never mind the underage kids abused worry about the medals and the green hat 🙄

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@terrychristian thought you’d appreciate this one Tez

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@jvofficialjv after watching the documentary on Lucy letby, any people who thinks she is innocent are genuinely thick as fuck 🫩

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@RealBobMortimer He’s driving home RIP

[🐵 Monkey Author MBE 🥇🐵 @robmonkeychops]

@charlie_lawson1 Dear Charlie we have a gig for you to sing bass in an opera.
Wondered if you could manage it?
Good fee