Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

* Actor * Model * Social Media Influencer * Liar *

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@bushontheradio its only 3rd :(

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@7ellis96 @anon_opin I think about you Sam, your work is appreciated at Robney Towers

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@anon_opin Or a different take, I have nobody to join me for Christmas dinner even when I've offered to take them out for it.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole what a bizarre thing to lie about...

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole @fesshole. No, you dont. And everyone knows you don't. And deep down, you actually know that nobody believes you do either.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole why are you in a primary school playground eavesdropping private conversations between young girls?? 🤣

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@SustoFelix @fesshole Preparation H

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole Doesn't really matter what you say, it wont make her any less fictitious.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole So, what we can take from this is after his death, you behaved in exactly the same way you did whilst he was alive, reinforcing your uncles decision as to why he cut you out of his estate.
Oh, and your uncle was clearly a nonce.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@DogeDillionaire @greg16676935420 That's why THEY want cashless, traceable, no escape, contactless bank cards. I'm no CoVID19 conspiracy loon (honest) but the one where it was invented to get people used to and not WANTING to, handle germ covered cash anymore was the one I'd believe if I HAD to choose one :)

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@tokyosexwhale because hes a nonce?

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole I'm not a stupid person, but this, electrical terms like amps/volts/watts and order of the planets around the sun, simply refuse to stay remembered in my head. No matter who has attempted to 'teach' me or how often I've tried

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@gm2112rush @fesshole no, needs to be something natural and normal that she also can do nothing about. Tell her you don't find her as attractive because she's lost 2" in height and if she's not noticed, tell her her eyes must be going also as it's massively obvious.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@anon_opin you forget, they aren't designed to make the users life easier, they are designed to use as little paper as possible to make savings for the owners.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@Thefieryjack @fesshole and borrow it off her THEN fuck her off.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, Fuck. Her. Off.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole if you had the old pin, he obviously had no issue with you being able to access his phone. Something must have happened you've either chose to not mention or didn't notice, maybe a light hearted joke about something innocent you saw that's made him now close you off?

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole I have to take my glasses OFF to read menus and such like.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@fesshole as a cat owner, can confirm this is the best way to 'have' cats. Very much like grandparents and children, you get all the best bits but let other people deal with the 90% of the time it's simply not.

[Robney Mcplum ⱽᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ @robneymcplum]

@MidSportsMedia j20 didn't exist in my day, was either britvic orange or coke in a glass bottle. And seabrook crisps.