Paulus Maximus

known locally as chobb

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So, not since the IDF genocide started then?

Righto.

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@TheEcclesCake @HeatonHops Much like your penis.

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@TheEcclesCake @RealBobMortimer Why have you got a pair of ladies glasses on that book?

[george @StokeyyG2]

What the fuck have I just heard…😭😭😭

[Bob @bobrmitchell]

This was an absolutely riveting monologue from Lisa Nandy, even Fiona Bruce failed to interrupt her passionate dismantling of the Tory Government and made Mark Spencer look like the incompetent idiot he actually is.

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@TheEcclesCake @RealBobMortimer Check out Steve, pretending he can read.

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@TheFI5H Christ. Can you imagine...

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Massive shout out to Shania Twain's photographer for this 'shitting a brick' promo image.

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Quite right too. Vegetarians giving food meaty names is ridiculous. It's like how lesbians shouldn't be allowed to buy dildos: you've made your choice.

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@marblebrewers Earl Grey is stunning at the moment. 🍺👍

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@TheEcclesCake Thank you.

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Twenty years ago this month we lost the little khaki fella Don Estelle. Small in stature, big in voice. This is my tribute. Gone but not forgotten. RIP Lofty, you likkle angle.

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@Dempster2000 Oh Sarah, you absolute Peach. 👌

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@TheEcclesCake Language Timothy!

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Just reading Ben Mclntyre's (typically) astoundingly good book about Colditz, and this bit about Douglas Bader is terrific.

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Oh yes! Joan and Jericha is the absolute business. 👌

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Well, I'm at that age it seems. Bowel Cancer Screening time. @NHSuk Happy to help!

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I don't know who's smacking all these young women in the mouth, but I hope they catch him soon.

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Our Cat Lenny loves a bit of butter in the morning when we're having toast, so I like to put it on the plate as though he's in a fine dining establishment.