The Famous Dodger Dog

When I grow up, I wanna be a heretic.

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

current mood

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

don't blame me I voted for me

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

I will be running for President in 2024. My entire platform is that doing a spam call is a federal crime.

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

The Chiefs are what the Patriots used to be except nobody has figured out how they’re cheating yet.

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

love that @Adobe Premiere literally can't do one other thing when it's generating .pek files. my $5k computer (plus the RAID) are completely choked by the process. FCPX was generating files in the background 15 years ago!

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

@PinwheelEmpire Also are there more blowouts now than there used to be? Feels like nobody ever just loses by 5 anymore.

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

@PinwheelEmpire The community pride aspect is gone. Sports and everything else are so fully commodified and people really only there for the spectacle or the “experience”.

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

Heard someone mention a musician I'd never heard of so I looked them up and their top song has 1 Billion streams, lol

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

Someday I hope to have an app for every single website on the whole internet

[R/GA @RGA]

You may be having a bad week, but it's nothing compared to the week the concept of meritocracy is having

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

is it normal that my sewer bill is $300 every two months? it used to be ~$240 which I thought was absurd already and then they just arbitrarily raised the price by 20+%

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

@WallStreetApes @DOGE would love to be apart of it

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

nothing says efficiency like working overtime

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

Working overtime to ensure your tax dollars will be spent wisely!

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

current mood

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

Shouts out to this guy I ran into at the trunk or treat for being a good sport

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

@ems_b I see it. store brand machado does hit pretty hard tbh 😂

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

still reeling from it

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

after decades of watching baseball and living through the "Yankee Mystique", the Cardinal's "Devil Magic" and the "Even Year Bullshit" it was SO jarring to see things just go right for my own team for once

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

@ems_b No of course not, just thinking LH batter, similar build, and they both have a kind of attitude but Joc is the real deal and of course WAY more likable

Counterfeit means not real, you know?

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Yankees fans can’t BELIEVE that Cole didn’t cover first base

[The Famous Dodger Dog @robotbraden]

@ems_b I decided a week ago it had to be him on the mound for the final out if we got there