Ruby Collins Beish

i like to tell jokes, but only on stage. i have a love-hate relationship with robots. mostly hate.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

@mybrokenclock Oof, yeah. I feel bad for all the shit he's gonna get. I mean, it was so bad it ended my Twitter hiatus.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

Conan Gray national anthem was kinda scary.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

No, but remember The Slap?
https://t.co/NdRqPEHrJl

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

If he tells you he's a spy... he's not a spy. Let's all get on the same page.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

@craigllfixit @JackmanWorks @PatLapOfficial Oh damn

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

It's difficult to find joy at the moment, but Making Fun on Netflix helps, and I have a huge crush on Canadian Pat

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

@craigllfixit @JackmanWorks @PatLapOfficial Got a hall pass from my husband...until he learns the lathe

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

@JackmanWorks @PatLapOfficial I'll fight you

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

@sunnieallen It's next on my list!

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

Sometimes I think I'd make a good truck driver and then I remember the time I had to pull over because I was sobbing too hard to Sailing by Christopher Cross

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

I did scream at every Law & Order commercial as if my team were winning the Superbowl. Countdown to Feb 24...

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

Clark Harris looks like Cincinnati and I'm for that mustache.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

I am really loving Grogu's new swagger.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

@geofftate96 Hahaha. Reacher made me decide that I'm definitely not paying for Amazon Prime anymore. But good on them for actually getting a giant dude to play the part!

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

Best Book of Boba Fett so far! All my faves from the Mandalorian, questions answered (Ahsoka and Luke!), and the gunslinger!!!

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

The Righteous Gemstones is the only reason I even wake up on Sundays. Watch it.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

@roywoodjr Mac Dre

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

Got a speeding ticket but can't blame myself because Sussidio by Phil Collins was on so of course

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

It's super fun to play games with a couple who are 1 and 2. I think you shouldn't be married if you're not the same at rule-reading, and I'll run on that platform.

[Ruby Collins Beish @robothands]

Dad just asked me if earring in the left or right ear meant you were gay or not. I'm like, dude we're in Germany.