Chris Collins

Jesus follower, husband, dad, and recovering misanthrope.

[Chris Collins @mybrokenclock]

Giving thanks to @parkermillsap for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Old Time Religion. #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/uhvgHIH9bK

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Stop telling people to “go and sin no more” if you are unwilling to stand between that “sinner” and the rocks being thrown at them.

[Nᴀᴛᴇ ⚓️ @oblatenate]

I never miss a chance to share this quote

(H/T @drothamel)

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Taylor can you ride Amtrak

[Chris Collins @mybrokenclock]

Richie would NOT approve. #TheBear #yeschef #forks

[Garrett Vickrey @garrettvickrey]

“There’s no RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.” — Cher Horowitz in Clueluss via @CameronVickrey
https://t.co/sj2Y36oAkS via @expressnews

[Amy Laura Hall @ProfligateGrace]

This little meme makes me so happy.

#SAGAFTRAstrike

There are many different ways to be brave.

[Chris Collins @mybrokenclock]

@ps_byrd @profsamperry I really like asking him what his answer is, my impulse would have been to ask him how he would define "biggest." It's a great opportunity to take a superlative and show how even that can have a lot of nuance. Could open up a lot more discussion.

Also, wealth inequality.

[Chris Collins @mybrokenclock]

@aaaldape Send them an invoice for your cancellation fee.

[Anam Karen @InsightTweeting]

Boomers are going to move into assisted living retirement communities owned by private equity, and all this wealth will be completely stripped out of the population.

[Drew @drewdyck]

Hey what the most dangerous things to have if you’re part of a church? First two I think of:

A truck
Graphic design skills

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Why must a college graduate who chose to forgo becoming a farmer be responsible for paying farm subsidies?

[Chris Collins @mybrokenclock]

@dav_mcg I need one too.

[David McGinnis @dav_mcg]

I NEED THIS SHIRT

[Ed Wiley @EdWiley]

Stay with me: You paint houses in Utah. Your work van has ladders on top of it. You work during the day. Your business name? Ladder Day Paints.

[Garrett Vickrey @garrettvickrey]

What’s at stake when we restrict certain ecclesial vocations to one gender is not only the oppression of calling but the way we think about God— the metaphors we use and the images we draw from scripture. #SBC2023
-1/3

[Garrett Vickrey @garrettvickrey]

‘Not that kind of Baptist’ https://t.co/yXiuNGw550 via @baptist_news

[Garrett Vickrey @garrettvickrey]

Without women preaching the good news of what they witnessed outside an empty tomb that first Easter, there would be nothing to preach. #SBC2023

[Aaron Duvall @RevDuv]

The issue of greeting with a Holy Kiss is a litmus test of your view of Scripture. Those who hold firmly to inerrancy and Sola Scriptura will hold fast. Those who do not will compromise.

The issue really is about the authority of Scripture. And ultimately the holiness of God.

[Texas AFT @TexasAFT]

Texas teachers are not getting a raise in a state with a $33 billion budget surplus. #TxLege #TxEd