Skylar

Just a bad time all round. He/him 🏳️‍⚧️

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[Skylar @roboticafarms]

@NadyChan Plague?

[jifya8 @jifysn]

Getting a Fake ID that says I'm 1 years Old

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

i see what people mean when they say Duolingo only teaches u phrases that you’ll never ever use in real life

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

This would be a fine day to get into difficulties in a reservoir

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

second loudest after americans in a restaurant

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

The UK is like a football club sacking managers constantly because it's easier than admitting that you're just shit

Brexit and 14 years of the Tories completely screwed us and nobody from Burnham to Farage can fix it until we accept that we sold Xabi Alonso for Alberto Aquilani

[. @Arhlzz]

Theres grown men with fully developed brains arguing that the Portuguese players are not passing to Ronaldo and playing bad on purpose bc they’re trying to sabotage him. And they fully believe this

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

“And Harry Kane, who did *not* miss his penalty…”

[Kieran Edmunds 🇬🇧 @ESCKieran03]

I am going to say this bluntly

You are a FAILURE as parents if you can't keep you child off social media yourself

YOU bought them the phone
YOU can confiscate it during homework
YOU are the parent, NOT Keir Starmer

Authoritarian ban for your "convenience" is not the answer

[julia 𓋹 🇪🇬 @dykesintrouble]

“You can only cry for your country scoring”
Me when Curaçao, that i couldn’t pin point on a map until like two hours ago, scored their first goal ever:

[Skylar @roboticafarms]

Imagine refusing to help feed kids from struggling families, then punishing the whole country by forcing ID checks to use the internet because people don't know how to parent their kids. Fucking embarrassing country.

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

In pub to watch Japan game

Someone asked what times it kicking off

Said we can do it now mate

Put him through the floor

Mug

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

poop recall guys. if you’ve got an asbestos poop stop using it immediately

[Throwing Things Daily @ThrowingObjects]

Sparx The Dragonfly (Spyro)

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly