Robot Monkey Pants

Half monkey. Half pants. All robot.
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@tbquirk Might still be available on Red Bubble.

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@tbquirk https://t.co/5LaHzAVJMe

[Hulu @hulu]

Ready to turn your house into a weekend-long music festival? All Hulu subscribers can watch the Bonnaroo livestream this Thursday-Sunday! #HuluHasLiveMusic #Bonnaroo

Find out more at: https://t.co/kV9EM08hSu

[Techmeme @Techmeme]

iOS 17 and macOS Sonoma will include Link Tracking Protection in Mail, Messages, and Safari's private mode to automatically remove tracking parameters in URLs (@bzamayo / 9to5Mac)

https://t.co/hyvKyGTOn5
https://t.co/AYswTJqmhH

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@Jomboy_

[Echo Baseball @echobaseball]

Craziest ejection reasoning I have ever seen… ECU pitcher Josh Grosz gets ejected for giving Jacob Starling a hot dog on his way in from his home run 🤯

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@Jomboy_

[Bryan Casey @bryanfcasey]

Over the last 9 months we’ve deleted close to 80% of the marketing footprint off https://t.co/eBb3igwTKa.

Tens of thousands of pages.

The result is that traffic, conversion and all our experience and NPS metrics are up.

It was a gross project but I’ll tell you about it.

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@95KeepPounding

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

An architect must escape from a filthy portable toilet in the trailer for 'Holy S---!' https://t.co/h3gjDo2Ar0

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@EatFellowHumans do you have more specific recipe-ish details to share on the #VietPham ground beef dish? #TOC4

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@doctorow

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The 1992 AT&T Toll-Free 800 Directory
(a thread)

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@thepiff Pockets?

[Visvge @Sicclord1]

What?

[Robot Monkey Pants @robotmonkypants]

@c_spellberg @primetimercom Missing mentions for new seasons for AGT, Worst Cooks, @BattleBots; streaming premieres for various new movies like The Menu; mid-season premieres for any number of network series... Curation is good, but don't downgrade by removing listings that were previously helpful. Thx.

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@primetimercom @c_spellberg will you be resuming the useful daily "What to Watch" column vs the incomplete Weekly version that started over the holidays? Lots of new programs missing from today's entry that wouldn't have been skipped over with a daily column.

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@tbquirk sounds like something you would enjoy
https://t.co/QhnaJWm9Io

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@PuddlesPityP Can you post the @EricIdle segment from the @PaulSimonMusic tribute?

[Joshua Browder @Joshuabrowder]

Here it is! The first ever Comcast bill negotiated 100% with A.I and LLMs.

Our @DoNotPay ChatGPT bot talks to Comcast Chat to save one of our engineers $120 a year on their Internet bill.

Will be publicly available soon and work on online forms, chat and email.

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@Variety Why @Variety @EW @RollingStone and other outlets shouldn't publish "Best Of" lists with 8% of the year still left to air. #WhiteLotus (Thanks for the list correction, @DPD_ )

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@actordougjones @sethmeyers @LateNightSeth How can #MacTonight wear sunglasses? Shouldn't the face be on the outer curve of the moon?