Robot Seal

My name's Rupert....I'm a seal, I like to chill out, eat fish, play with a ball, hanging out with the lady seals. No biggie

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I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/KgZwCGqk Robot Seal Trailer

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I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/f1Uf0dAx Robot Seal Coming Soon Trailer.mov

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So what did one tidepool say to the other tidepool? Show me your mussels.... These are what we call #jokes! #funny #robotseal

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Last night I went to a bar, Bartender asked me what I'd have. I said anything but CLUB soda on the rocks. He didn't get it. #funny #joke

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The narrator of our upcoming iOS game is now on twitter @jasonsvoices follow him! #christopherwalken #robotseal #game #iphone #app

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Robot Seal Icon http://t.co/hWvLLK6Q

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What did one tide-pool say to the other tide-pool? Show me your mussels.

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@shaycarl We saw Sontard drawing a dolphin shooting lasers in the vlog, when we release our game can we send Sontard some "swag"

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean...nothing they just waved!

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If the earth was really flat, and a fish swam over the edge, where would it go? Trouter space.

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I'm not a Chelsea FC fan, but at least they wear my favorite color!

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After a long long development process my life's story made into an iOS game is nearly ready...who's got the sardines?

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I hope to be the Tim Tebow of Robot Seals

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Good morning from Oceania Aquarium! I asked the trainers for bacon and eggs, all I got were fish in a bucket, what gives?

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I might organize here at the aquarium...fish served every night. I want some ribs! #occupyaquarium

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I'm not sure what to have for dinner. Maybe I'll have some sort of fish. Naaa I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... baby back riiibs!

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So I'm balancing this ball on my nose...what am I clown? Am I here to amuse you? This is funny? I don't think this is funny!

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Hi my name is Rupert, I'm a seal, no big whoop.