Rob Thoughts

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Dude that's pretty nar nar

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I'm gonna pet her hair

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My dad saw em live. I think he jizzed himself.

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Me: you just put two words together and go with it. Rob: like buttdick?

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So what was your spirit animal growing up

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My little piggie will fuck u up. It won't go weeeee weeee, it'll go to prison

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I'll cut you like an onion

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You gon get that Apple logo to the dome

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That hurt so bad. I had a third nipple for a while

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This is .... Can I say it?....trifling, this shit is trifling

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Why don't u all just wear wigs. So u can all wig out

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Dude Noah's ark is hard ass

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Justin bieber is fucked. He's never gonna be a man. He's gonna be a toys r us kid for the rest of his life.

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Is that pike-alufagus over there?

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I'm just joshing your Tators Sam.

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Dude you're Bieber curious

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Erica: rob, you have the dumbest face

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Your gonna pop a brain cell man

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Me: all English sports are matches. Cricket match. Soccer match. Rugby match. Rob: Monster mash

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Hang on, I need a deeper V