Rob Shipman

I have of late but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

How can you not love this scandal?

[Rob Shipman @robship]

#Cat

[Rob Shipman @robship]

@bobcobley @apg1916 @CWGC Blimey, he had quite the war. My grandad joined the 2/5th after Dunkirk and served with them through to September ‘44 when he was wounded and captured at the Marrechia river. Always nice to see the Tigers represented on here.

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

"I once spent £400,000 of other people's money on jewellery, cosmetics and a campervan and my wife didn't know anything about it."

[Rob Shipman @robship]

It’s so hot, my cat has melted.

[Rob Shipman @robship]

Good god!

[Marylebone Cricket Club @MCCOfficial]

Owing to the forecast high temperatures, MCC has decided to dispense with the requirement for gentlemen to wear jackets in the Pavilion for the Blast match between Middlesex and Surrey on the day of Sunday 24 May. This applies to Members of MCC and Middlesex and their guests.

[Championship Terrace Talk @ChampionshpTalk]

Southampton's first training session with whoever takes over from Tonda Eckert

[Rob Shipman @robship]

Amaze. Amaze. Amaze. #ProjectHailMary

[Derek Pakora @DeathlyAcorn]

This is shocking. Don't porn companies do any kind of vetting?

[Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 @JackDunc1]

The updates re the new Reform councillors have me gripped. 😫

- Some have quit as they didn't realise it was unpaid

- Another has stepped down as he thought he would be in Parliament

- 2 died before the election (one over a year ago)

- And several others can't be traced....

[Rob Shipman @robship]

FINALLY saw Project Hail Mary last night, Amaze. Amaze. Amaze.

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

Photo of the Day: B52 fighter jet passes so close to the sun that its engine exhaust starts to melt the surface of the sun. The B52 exhaust reaches temperatures of up to 8008.5° Kelvins because it uses Advanced Radioactive Substituted Electrons fuel

Photographed from a Canberra

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Perhaps the most British headline ever…

[Rob Shipman @robship]

Hey all! Just a quick note to say if you’re in the UK and you vote Reform today I think you’re a massive cunt.

[Rob Shipman @robship]

@RedFiveModels Not great, not terrible.

[Rob Shipman @robship]

Paid for Royal Mail 48hr delivery on a package, tracking data could take 3 days to appear…

[Rob Shipman @robship]

“ROXANNE, you don’t have to put on that red light.”

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

[Rob Shipman @robship]

@montythegeneral Three weeks, he runs an orderly house and is always in bed by 9.