Rob Sprackling

Screenwriter and QPR fan. Conceived and co-wrote the original screenplays for 'Mike Bassett: England Manager', 'Gnomeo & Juliet' and 'The Queen's Corgi'.

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@gs5139668 @khodorkovsky_en Sure he isn’t. Thats why he’s got the food tasters and the long table. Why he has to block the internet and murder opposition politicians. Even his own mercenaries to stop them killing him. Or why he has to hide his stolen money in his mate’s account. 😂

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@florin_1980 @HoldaasLov17959 @ZelenskyyUa You asked for help. We gave it freely. Crying about that doesn’t change anything. And I wouldn’t be too gung ho about your military might. Vietnam? Iraq? Chased out of Kabul by the Taliban? Unable to defeat Iran and now begging for help in a war you unilaterally started? 😂

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@florin_1980 @HoldaasLov17959 @ZelenskyyUa 😂 Only one country has evoked Article 5 of NATO. USA after 9/11. UK lost over 500 soldiers defending your nation in Afghanistan. Since NATO formed you’ve lost none fighting for us. Delusions of grandeur are entirely your preserve you pompous prick.

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Farage calling a trade deal with the EU a betrayal. He spent the referendum arguing we should be like Norway - out of the EU but in the single market. When he won he changed his tune and claimed people voted to be out of the single market. That’s betrayal. https://t.co/SHelGXu8H3

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@afneil He’s been in power for 18 months you prick. How about the previous 14 years? Stop being a slave to your prejudices.

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@GoatedAdel Smyth
Burrell
Dunne
Madsen
RND

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@HoldaasLov17959 @ZelenskyyUa No problem. But you won’t be leaders of the Western world anymore, with all the power that comes with it. And you can’t ask for NATO help in wars again as you have in the past. Europe together is bigger and more powerful than America. So step aside. We’ll take it from here.

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@treborsback @GBNEWS The Russian backed traitors are all on your side.

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@HappyPawsTreats @LBC @TomSwarbrick1 Henry VIII got about a bit. As did many of the Popes (see the Borgias). JFK had multiple affairs including with Marilyn Munroe, Clinton with Monica and Trump with Stormy (and the rest). Putin’s current mistress is a former ballet dancer. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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@CarChatGuy @maddenifico Interesting that you blame Democrats. Democrats voted for their own candidate, obviously! It’s the floating voters who switched allegiances. They chose to vote Republican over having a female President. Victim shaming the only party to have run non white/male candidates is weird.

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@MCC14 @LCFC @xavi_calm @javiortiz_92 @CarlosMG_83 Like most QPR fans I remain extremely grateful to you for rescuing our club at a difficult time and getting us all believing again. You deserved a warmer, kinder reception on your return to Loftus Rd but I’m sure that will be the case should you come back in future. Good luck.

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@chazza She’s great. Massive Rs fan.

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Keeper of the Flame from 1942 terrifyingly outlining the Farage and Bannon playbook in 2 minutes.

See? None of this is new.

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@anupmaaloffical @KensingtonRoyal How come you wrote EXACTLY the same comment as Hazel Appleyard, seven comments above. Could it be that you’re not who you claim to be and are actually some poisonous little Russian bot? At least co-ordinate your disinformation properly you incompetent pricks.

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@HazelAppleyard @KensingtonRoyal How come you wrote EXACTLY the same comment as Ad. Anup maal, seven comments below. Could it be that you’re not really the wholesome sounding Hazel Appleyard but actually some poisonous little Russian bot? At least co-ordinate your disinformation properly you incompetent pricks.

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@IanMac08 @Stokesie @kevingallen10 @marcbircham Ian, I think I told you the story of how I mistook an ex-player for Lee Cook at Loftus Rd a few years ago. I told Lee the same story that night but got the other guy’s name wrong (I said Gary Micklewhite when I meant Wayne Fereday). So I’ve made the same mistake twice. Quality.😂

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@IanMac08 @Stokesie @kevingallen10 @marcbircham It was an excellent night and a real pleasure to meet you too Ian.

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@retroQPR @QPR I mean Lee Marvin! Everyone looks harder than Hank Marvin.

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@retroQPR @QPR You wouldn’t ask him for a fight. He looks even harder than Hank Marvin.

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@Nazamoto4IR Liked him from the first minute. Intelligent, modern and bold with data based decision making. For the first time in years we have a proper plan and are acting on it. Think we need to thank Amit for bringing him in and handing him the keys. Courageous and wise thing to do.