Robert Wardle

[Robert Wardle @robwardle]

@22liv22 I can never get them lit. Let alone hold one in my lips.

[Robert Wardle @robwardle]

@astro_jaz

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@data_republican Every time Alexa asks a follow-up question I just tell her to shut up.

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@BuzzPatterson Humans vomit upwards?

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@TaraBull

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@CynicalPublius @freakoutsideofx Vomit rises????

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@phillipmdhluli @EricLDaugh Now do Spain vs Cape Verde

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@heytheremaaan @acker_erik @EricLDaugh First tie breaker is head to head.

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@AJamesMcCarthy Groot's home world?

[Robert Wardle @robwardle]

@CynicalPublius @FischerKing64 This is the "to look legit and defraud husband-husband" as opposed to the "to commit fraud and cheat brother-husband"; correct?

[Robert Wardle @robwardle]

@Wombat32 @lady_valor_07 "An ice cream each day
keeps the autopen in play"

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@CynicalPublius 14,632.75 people.

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@robertasphone @TinaKotek Just wanted to say, I do a double take every time I see your name. 😄

[Robert Wardle @robwardle]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ How many of those children are right side dominant?

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@BasedMikeLee @ichimaru_novel Except for the things needing WD-40.

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@CynicalPublius Who even knew your rabble was napping?

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@greta Let me guess. +80% tabby?

[Robert Wardle @robwardle]

@atensnut I'm just in awe that all those creatures calmly lined up for the test.

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@BryanONolan To be fair, NATO no longer knows what NATO stands for.

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@IMAO_ Bananas are preferred for measurements.