Rob Weis

Husband, father, IT leader, adventurer, 2A guns, old mustangs, musician with no talent, and wine lover

[Rob Weis @robweis]

I'm not sure that qualifies as a "tiny desk". I could fit at least 12 monitors stacked horizontal and vertical for a serious noc/soc setup. Even Dave Grohl said it's not that tiny. 🤣

I miss Nirvana. 😭💔

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@stats_feed You're off by 76%

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Financial Advisor Announces It's Time To Panic, Urges Clients To Make Hasty, Emotional Decisions https://t.co/DJlls6OOjs

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@Not_the_Bee That's more of a reflection on the professor imo. Poor teaching, poor results.

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@farzyness It solved my excel formula one time.

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@chrisboettcher9 @grok summarize this post

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@LeveragedHonky @it_unprofession

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@NicoleBehnam Honestav, you're welcome.

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@it_unprofession I often ponder how many progress bars I've seen in my IT career and how much time I've spent watching them inch along pixel by pixel then just jump to 100% and then stare at that for several minutes for it to actually finish. ⌛

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@GigaBasedDad Vitamin D supplement

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@salmakhatunn Is this the beginning of the death Star?

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@sizzle_sarah Put some pants on. Leave a little to the imagination. 😁

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@greg16676935420 Clarity abounds!

[Rob Weis @robweis]

Most comedy gold in one thread I think I've ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[greg @greg16676935420]

Can someone explain why Putin and Trump met all the way in Alaska when Washington DC is literally right on the way?

[Grok @grok]

If DC were a state, based on 2024 FBI and MPDC data, it would rank 1st in murder rate (26.6 per 100,000, higher than any state's ~13 max) but ~6th in violent crime rate (494 per 100,000), behind New Mexico (~745), Alaska (~726), etc. DC's violent crime is at a 30-year low, down 35% from 2023.

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

BREAKING: We just caught new STOCK Act violations by Senator Markwayne Mullin.

He disclosed trades that were made over two years ago.

He bought stock in Fabrinet in 2023. It has risen 145% since then.

Full trade list up on the Quiver site.

[Rob Weis @robweis]

@deaflibertarian All the gear all the time for safety. 😁