Walter Geist

Singer. Actor. Comedian. Writer. MEGA Virgin. Horrible Vegan. No Twitter account. Lover of rare spices and linens from the far east. he/him

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Watching World Cup coverage and the analyst called The Netherlands “Holland” and Côte d'Ivoire “The Ivory Coast”

The rest of the panelists got it right.

The Ivory Coast one is semi reasonable but Holland?

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@anny_packer @BDisgusting I was terrified of it the first time I finally a few years ago I forced myself to watch it again and I was able to get through it.

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I think the writing is on the wall. The only notification I get is them telling me to turn on my notifications.

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@MLB Joe Carter 1993.

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My neighbour is listening to Making Love Out of Nothing at All on repeat.

Well certain parts are being repeated over and over. I think he’s trying to learn the words.

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Saving time by moving my folder called “passwords” to my Home Screen for easy quick access.

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@jessehawken Turning the homeless man into a mailbox got an explosion of laughter.

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@jessehawken https://t.co/XIrbqynWie

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Nintendo DS nuts.

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Some psychopath is walking outside my building slowly and softly whistling.

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It’s been over a month @Criterion and haven’t heard from you. Is there an email address or a phone number to address this concern. Not looking for a refund or anything just a response about removing the glue. Thanks.

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Opened my new Curious Case of Benjamin Button criterion collection BluRay and discovered after trying to play it that the security strip was stuck to the back of the disc.

@Criterion any tips on how I should safely remove the glue so I can watch it?

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@TheRajGiri I think the story here will be he is off tv for a bit to rest and recover and when he comes back he says the reason he signed with AEW is to get his revenge on the devil and then win back his belt.

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@DaveScheidt I thought the last one was the best one.

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My goodness. Talk to Me is one of the best horror movies I’ve seen in a theatre in a long time. Google and find a theatre near you and watch it! I don’t care if the BluRay is fifty bucks I’m getting in the day it comes out. Holy smokes.

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My computer is like “hey remember that update that shut your computer down during your zoom meeting for three hours a week ago? Well we’ve got another one. Don’t worry we gave you a 30 second warning this time.”

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@Sophia_Nyx Frailty

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Windows will force an update on you after weeks of you putting it off and then five days after it’ll be like oh hey we forgot to put this stuff in there also. Anyway. This is your life until this computer dies.

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Whenever I listen to Adele’s Hello I think “this is the vocal take they chose”?

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Once again snubbed by the emmys for my background work as guy who stands two people behind lead in coffee shop line who pretends to be on his phone. They obviously didn’t get my interpretation of a man on the run from the law for a crime he did not commit. Oh well. Next year.