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[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Rob @robyates88]

@TheBuckeyeNut Ryan Day

[Rob @robyates88]

Asked Grok a question and got an answer. Asked if that answer was true, and it said that was fabricated and gave me the “correct” answer. It’s done this a few times. @elonmusk

[truthache @truthache68]

“If you could send a message to Americans 50 years in the future—what would it be?” Hamburger Hill 1969—saying the quiet part out loud.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[Rob @robyates88]

Live in WV, test drove one in OH, and was ready to buy. Was told you can’t buy one through Tesla because I live in WV. Website allows me to be approved and start the process. Didn’t follow through to the end though to see if I could. Now I’m not sure if I could get one before tax rebate expires.

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.

The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.

Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife:

Dear Landowner:
WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

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RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:

Dear Mr. Nemel:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).

You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).

Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).

Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application.

However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks."

This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

“Let’s Go Brandon!”

Sincerely,
The American Citizens!

[C3 @C_3C_3]

“It’s a big club and you ain't in it.”

- George Carlin

He was so right.

DC is gross.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

MARCH: Bondi says the FBI has "tens of thousands" of Epstein videos.

APRIL: Patel says they vanished.

JULY: DOJ says no client list. No names. Suicide.. Case closed.

They had the tapes. Now they have amnesia.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

When you boil water to kill germs, you’re still drinking them, they’re just dead.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

@harryjsisson Tell me you’ve never served without telling me

[aka @akafaceUS]

Really doesn't seem fair

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Wow…

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields]

This all makes perfect sense

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

LETS GO BILLS!!! #BillsMafia