Booty Crocker 🥄

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

The Utah legislature made it legal to concealed carry a gun without a permit this session. Meanwhile, I’m doing the licensing process to legally dance at a strip club in Utah. It is much more strict, it takes the entire day (sometimes 2) & each club requires a separate license.

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@Bradsjunk @zukosmadre Put the beers in the microwave

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@Eamonn_T @zukosmadre Shut up

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

Tip your bartenders, making people feel like shit is an art form and we’re the fuckin MASTERS (also just tip cuz why the fuck wouldn’t you? What is wrong with you)

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@traceyh415 Sending love🩷💔

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

Here for it

[The Real Lunchables @RealLunchables]

Charcuterie 🤝 Lunchables

Being Lunchables

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

OK PICKLE HATERS. I don’t care. Put pickles in @RealLunchables I’m like your number 1 custy

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

Lunchables would be better if they had pickles

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

Just throw a couple lil mcdonalds pickle slices in there. Poor people charcuterie but like, better

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@yodeputy @traceyh415 That’s a lot of extra words just to say you’re a bigot.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

got my apartment’s rent history and i am going to throw up

[Jinxyyy @legendaryjinxxx]

I think we should bring back using old timey medical terms like apoplexy, dropsy, etc. Next depressive episode imma be like sorry can’t go out I’m in the horrors again

[worms cited @christapeterso]

ai is absolutely thriving at things literally no one ever wanted from it, so we have that

[Megan Lind Persinger @meganthebookwrm]

@LeilaSalesBooks I'm a teacher. Last summer I came in to prep for the new school year. They were doing an active shooter drill w/ teen actors & real cops acting it out. The cops were shooting blanks. I'll never forget the chill that went down my spine hearing children scream & gunfire on campus.

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@erikafloydxo this woman is proud of feeding her people. Who are you to hate on that. When’s the last time you fed your people and felt good about it? Try it sometime. It’s good for your soul. Doesn’t have to be fancy.

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

Say you only recognize yt ppl food without saying it 🥴🥴

[Unapologetic Slut Enthusiast @erikafloydxo]

The only thing that looks mildly edible is the first photo… I’m not even 100% sure what 2/3 are supposed to be..?? Sweetie you had 9hrs to regret posting this I’m sorry

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@erikafloydxo Girl I live in Utah where it’s 80% white & I’m a white girl. living in a “white” state is no excuse. Also it’s just shitty to come after another woman for cooking for her family. If this was boxed Mac & cheese or ramen it still fed her fam & came from a place of love. why hate?

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@erikafloydxo Weird Girl Behavior

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

Earlier I accidentally quoted the original tweet instead of this one and for that I’m sorry! The lady cooking this food is a gem and her haters are losers thank you and goodnight 😌

[Booty Crocker 🥄 @robyn_tricks]

@strifequeeneris Someone else said “only recognizing the hot dogs really got me” lmao cuz how have you never seen a taco or a tamale and some salsa

[empress eris, the gemini glizzy gladiator @strifequeeneris]

i’m not gonna lie babes you’re showing your ignorance heavy as fuck here. it’s giving very casual xenophobia, which goes hand in hand with racism.

sweetie you had 2hrs to regret posting this I’m sorry