Robyn

Avid Bachelor(ette) live-tweeter & Taco Bell eater. -

[Robyn @robynalissa]

Christina Aguilera: 🎼"what a girl wants, what a girl needs"
Arya Stark: "a girl wants nothing. A girl needs nothing"

[Robyn @robynalissa]

Alone in your robot car so you talk to your robot in your phone

[Krista Diamond @KristaDiamond]

This is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever read

[lavender 🖤 @lovelylav3nderr]

i feel like im in psychosis by the fact that this administration time and again just says "fuck you and die" to not only us but the whole world and like 30-40% of this fucking country still support him

[Robyn @robynalissa]

Never been a salad girlie but now that I can’t have one, it’s all I want

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

WE paid the tariffs but the businesses get the refunds. As long as I live, I’ll never understand why millions of Americans voted to get fucked over by this child-raping piece of shit.

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[Robyn @robynalissa]

Genuinelyyyyyy

[yami @chanelbbh]

love island is actually a linguists dream. how often can you freely observe the speech patterns of a sequestered group of 20 somethings and see how it evolves within the span of 6 weeks. so many awesome rapid formations of shared vocabulary, convergence, etc. i’m so fascinated

[Robyn @robynalissa]

I left my retainer in Palm Springs and asked my sister to bring it home and she took it out of its case, touched it, and put it into a plastic bag. And left the case. I refuse to believe we share DNA.

[Robyn @robynalissa]

I have tears streaming down my face

[chase @_chase_____]

my sisters and i got coldstone on thanksgiving and as we were leaving my sister goes “happy thanksgiving!” & the worker looked super confused & was like “what did you say??” & my sister was like “happy thanksgiving?” & they were like “oh i thought you said ‘everything scooby’”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Mitch McConnell. You would have loved covering up the death of a sitting senator to keep a democrat from filling the seat.

[Robyn @robynalissa]

One thing that sucks about getting older is my favorite sleeping positions are no longer comfortable

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think someone who doesn't have paperwork deserves to die, you’re a shitty fucking person.

[Katherine Moore 🌻 @More_Kat_Moore]

I’m as Green as they come but you can just fuck off forever with these headlines while AI data centres exist.

[Robyn @robynalissa]

Sure Taylor swift’s wedding was star-filled, but I would choose to attend whatever party situation Glenn Powell posted about any day

[Robyn @robynalissa]

So I just learned about this right now, 25 years later, and im devastated??? How am I supposed to go about my day this is so sad

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

DALE EARNHARDT, #3, CRASHES IN THE FINAL LAP OF THE DAYTONA 500

Dale crashed into a retaining wall after making contact with Sterling Marlin and Ken Schrader.

Michael Waltrip meanwhile wins the race.

Dale Jr., who came in second place, rushes toward his Dad’s car.

[Robyn @robynalissa]

I’m LIVIDDDDD

[yas @adoomies3]

Now why would Trinity and Bryce not be the ones to go in the hideaway????? They’re literally boyfriend and girlfriend… they really about to pick Melanie to go in with that liar who humiliated her all season and threatened to impregnate her?????

[Robyn @robynalissa]

The man in line next to me at the fireworks stand asked “I have a two year old. Do you have anything she would enjoy playing with?”

[Robyn @robynalissa]

We’re discussing sending my toddler to day care and I’m already stressed he’s gonna call the teacher Mom and that she’s gonna try to kidnap him because he’s just so cute.

[Robyn @robynalissa]

I’m so stuck on sincere sleeping in the bed and making Melanie go to the couch????????

[Robyn @robynalissa]

They had to actually TRY to get crowd sizes that small at the 250 event. I don’t get how so few people could actually be there