You won, Harry. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Harry. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. #TheTraitors#TheTraitorsUK
God, decided to listen to a bit Adele & Lewis Capaldi and suddenly all my recommended playlists on Spotify are about breakups and heartbreak. I’m fine Spotify, chill out..!
Good luck to everyone who plans to tune in to watch #LoveIsland tonight as the new itvx app is an absolute shambles. May the odds be ever in your favour
I have to confess one of my biggest icks is people typing in only lowercase. Like going out your way to turn off auto caps… makes my skin crawl I’m sorry to all you lovelies who do it but it’s insidious and you should be ashamed
Sitting in the car last night with my mum and she kept asking me if I do my shopping at Alldays (she meant Aldi). It unlocked a memory in me and now I’m just reminiscing on childhood, spending all my pocket money in this gem of a wee shop 🙌🏼
As if one of my neighbours has the audacity to do some DIY on this national day of mourning… do they not realise I’m still in bed?! Put doon the hammer Steve