Robyn Hedden

so gangsta it hurts

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

imagine dying at work & the first thing they do is clock u out

[meggg @megmariefau]

“Even if Michael Buble asked me to suck on his big toe, I would question it, the nail against my throat and the palette, I just don’t know” - @robynhed @MichaelBuble

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

I’m emotionally allergic to cats

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

How am I supposed to carry 4 things in each hand AND hold my coffee in my mouth with these new lids? I am so not here for it @TimHortons

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

You know when you hate someone and it has nothing to do with them personally, it’s just something about their face. That’s how my table feels about me right now, for sure.

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

No data... back on my little house on the prairie shit

[PAPAS @ayyeechristian]

If they made a “keeping up with the smith’s” I’d never miss a show

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

Megan really asked the border security if he wanted to party

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

This one hit home

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

So I just got Twitter back. How do I even tweet?

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

@meganfaulknerrr or a burn victim

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

@kilgoryes55 I know joy is, hit her up

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

"Robyn if I was your age again I would be a slut, I would" - joy (65 year old women I work with)

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

"Oh it's on with slutty nun"

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

@JAkC9 from lesbian porn, to runnin through the 9 with my woes. Ily 💙🎈

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

Me: Aim I would give you a beer but I know you don't like beer
Amy: and I'm driving.............

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

When a customer tells me I shouldn't be texting at work

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

@hillaryrbrown noooo we're still kickin it 🙋🏿

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

Yup u got it. Myself alone took down a multi million company. That's actually a compliment, cause that's quite impressive

[Robyn Hedden @robynhed]

Lol my first customer of the day says "you're the reason Sears is going out of business"