Max Von Speedo

...still can't figure out the difference between anti-intellectual and pro-stupid.

[Max Von Speedo @rocjoe]

DISAMBIGUATION:

People pleased to find out their best friend bought counterfeit shoes have "schadenfreude"

People who wear counterfeit sneakers are "shod in fraud"

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Been sitting here a while.

Gonna go sit over there now.

#myday

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NRA recommending good guy with a virus to come along at any moment, making short work of that bad-guy virus

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@shanselman Five stages of grief, most people are still in the "denial" phase

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How the West was Won-ton #AddAFoodRuinAMovie

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Resevoir Hot-dogs #AddAFoodRuinAMovie

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Jurassic Pork #AddAFoodRuinAMovie

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What About Kebab? #AddAFoodRuinAMovie

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Penny-pinching Marshall #BrokeCelebs

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Threadbare-y Manilow

#BrokeCelebs

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FACT: Every tank you've ever seen is necessarily badly camouflaged

[Max Von Speedo @rocjoe]

Currently watching:

"Assets: Things of value, or tiny donkeys? A documentary."

[Max Von Speedo @rocjoe]

As they say in Beijing: Netfrix and chirr

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@BreakingNews "Land of the free"

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I missed 100% if the shots Wayne Gretzky didn't take

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Tenterhooks: absolutely necessary when pitching tenters.

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When autocorrect ruins your joke

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Whatever can go smurf, will go smurf

~ Smurfy's law

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Vinyl seats at the airport smell like ass. You know I am right

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@BostonGlobe @petabites "land of the free"