@LiangChengMD I doubt you could explain what half of these papers are even about. Your name is being added to them because you are a senior member of the school's research department.
@tbarty03@BarbellFi Not sure if you're trolling, but 99% of the time you can withdraw early from your 401k whenever you want. You have to pay taxes + 10% penalty but it's your money. There are some plans that don't allow it but those are rare, and you can still get a loan against it.
@r0b0t_sp1der@wideofthepost It's still one of the most competitive undergrads in the world. 99% of the troglodytes on X wouldn't get past the initial screening.