john rocket

twitter's unofficial silliest user. follow my main @TomCruise

[john rocket @rocket1908]

white people clap when the knights win a captains challenge

[john rocket @rocket1908]

FADEDDDDDDDDDDDD

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FINALS READY 🐰

[john rocket @rocket1908]

iron man's pedophile cousin ilikeminorsman

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GLORY GLORY 🐰

[john rocket @rocket1908]

@Leppaman2 im actually not trying to buy anything, i just like looking and i see listings that make me want them to add a "send drone strike" button

[john rocket @rocket1908]

i think facebook marketplace should have a "send drone strike to seller's house" function

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#SellPaulineIntoWhiteSlavery

[john rocket @rocket1908]

@clydeisn0there wouldnt their active wobb give dragos in hand no ability and circumvent bell of silence

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Coke Classic tastes better than Coke Zero, but Pepsi Max tastes better than regular Pepsi. Just my opinion.

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DROUGHT OVER 🐰

[john rocket @rocket1908]

me and my brother daniel invented two-up. but instead of gambling money whoever lost had to stick the coins up their ass, hence the name "two-up". but those thieving anzacs stole it from us

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GET IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW GO DOWN TO THE SERVO AND BUY AS MUCH FUEL AS YOU CAN CARRY #TheServosAreRunningOutOfFuel

[john rocket @rocket1908]

what if instead of chuck norris he was called cuck norris and instead of having a third fist under his beard he was the third wheel watching his wife fuck another man

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@Shinycardboard modern cards are being printed and graded significantly more than years prior, with how much is out there and the fact that most graded cards are going to PSA right out of the pack now it's 10 or bust. natural end result of every man and their dog getting into grading cards

[scraggy @ScraggyOfficial]

I'm all in.

[john rocket @rocket1908]

@cagayakegirlz She looks like she was eating a big old bowl of Shit.

[john rocket @rocket1908]

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner: karma. That's when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of