Van Hood

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

When your dog can’t contain his patriotism: #USAF #militarybratdog #everydayat5pm

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

@emilyhpaige First world problems 🙄

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

Beas just said "you can't put all your kettles in one pot" #beasquotes

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

Got a pretty intense cow poker game going on w@CWakham and @GrahamSpeight1 #cowpoker

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

Made it to Ohio. Just 2 more hours #roadtrip

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

@EODWeed @rocket_md I'm in

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

@emilyhpaige that is because I don't have that fancy "snap face" app

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

You gots to taste it before you baste it!!!!!

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

Was just told my rapper name would be Vanwhorio

[Dollar Shave Club @DollarShaveClub]

Colon Cancer is a bummer. A colonoscopy can prevent it. RT & @DollarShaveClub will give $1 to @CCAlliance. #DSColon

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

@emilyhpaige @hood09009 what's the deal with cornracing? The deal is I'm awesome at it! #cornracing #WhatsTheDeal

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

What's the deal with retweets? #WhatsTheDeal

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

What's the deal with 5ks?

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

@emilyhpaige I wants my emails!

[Van Hood @rocket_md]

If I was an aspiring actor and was offered a job on Sullivan and Sons I think I would decline. Would not want to ruin my career immediately!