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@KatyHargrove We talkin' full lovecraft?

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@kocooked

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@abouthalf Batman will love ernie hes down for just any old thing. Every season the joker tries to kill him with poison or a guilltine or whatever. Never works, alfred sews him back together. Now he’s like some orange felt ship of Theseus and you can see it’s *wearing* on him.

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@abouthalf Feels like robins gonna try and help bert become more assertive and he’ll start doing crossfit and get a leather jacket but itll still be a bit odd.

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@lazielacie_ Just before a store hits bottom it spends time being a tj maxx

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Saying clever things is cool but have you tried saying a clever thing then continuing to ramble for 5x the length of the clever thing like serving someone a tasteful entree then t-shirt cannoning several dozen individually wrapped twinkies at them for dessert

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@abouthalf I wear the good ones first in case i die between now and next laundry day. Wearing the old socks? What kinda way is that to go?

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@AerinNight Reusable zip ties could be solid for this and pull double/triple duty. The kind that are a wire covered in rubber, probably not the velcro kind. Chopsticks are my other favorite hair-compatible multitool thats in every toolbag. Suddenly I miss my long hair all over again.

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@claraujiie @hejhej_jay @_hraymond @factorzero @disco_lu @Yung2776203 The legions of detatched components, the buggy inheritance. The overrides. You know what your junior designers awoke in their hurry, five levels deep, waiting in the darkness.

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@claraujiie @hejhej_jay @_hraymond @factorzero @disco_lu @Yung2776203 The eaglas should be able to carry the changes right there in a couple hours. But it’s not that simple is it?

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tfw you look up and realize you gotta gtfo this bar its gettting super toddler-y in here

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@stoatfan Thats cruel to macgyver, he’d do something less heinous

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Designers: What's the name for that thing where you're asked to patch an existing app thats not in figma/sketch/xd and the fastest thing is honestly to screenshot it, patch over the part you're changing, match some fonts, die a little inside and put it in the spec doc?

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@abouthalf Imagine that you're doing it in the browser. After everything else on the page loads.

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@stuartpb This sounds like what many companies need to do to their c-suites

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Decoupage? Ransom note spec? Cronenberg job?

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Besides 'if you have to do this with any regularity, gtfo'

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@CortanaV All the subtitles bits were actually polari

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Two words: squirrel gabagool