AJ

[Zito @_Zeets]

Knicks winning after five decades and Arsenal winning after 22 years in Mamdani’s first year as mayor. It’s time to crown him emperor for life.

[lesbian cale makar's pr manager @calesbians]

"just because he witnessed a sexual assault, lied on the stand to a judge about it, heard her weeping, and stood by his buddies doesnt make him a rapist!!" do you hear yourself

[bug 🏴 @sundriedtmto]

you can microdose the freedom of the past by going to a bar in a different city and lying about your identity to strangers

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[hayls ✿ @beauboesnbarzy]

So either a r*pist goalie and his POS enabler buddy get the cup or it goes to the team that tried to sign the main perpetrator and has another one of the 5 signed on their affiliate team... don't ever fucking tell me that allegations ruin men's lives again.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[AJ @rocketsocks33]

@DanHoltzman @charlieo_conn No frustrations, you don’t have that rapist on your team anymore

[The Bratt Pack @TheBrattPack63]

Canes fans will complain that the rest of the NHL’s fans don’t take them seriously because they’re in the south and then go post shit like this

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

Must win game at home should have known better

That’s on me

[AJ @rocketsocks33]

Lemme translate the Kuraly NESN pregame interview “this team is beyond cooked” just give me a little hope man

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

In his last 16 playoff games, Jeremy Swayman is sporting a .924 save percentage. The Bruins are 7-9 in those games.

[AJ @rocketsocks33]

Me screaming at my TV when Alex Lyon has a 32 save game and the bruins can’t even hit the net half the time

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Real life vs The Onion

[Quaz @Quazisdead]

- "Oi oi Frenchie. Homelander killed me wife, and took me bloody son"
- "Monsieur Butcher, Homelander has every right to defend himself, Ryan was promised to him 3000 years ago"

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[Meth Bear @meth_bear]

The Boston Bruins losing 5 in a row to clinch a playoff berth

[staid @staidindoors]

Eric Adams? The Albanian?

[Ray Cartwright @RayCartwright]

ever just stare at this after a tough loss?

[audrey 🔜 right behind you @iTrollWomen]

was talking to my therapist today about my time in boston and my impending move to seattle and said "yeah i came here for college then it kinda feels like i got the green top" to which she said "what?" and then i had to explain this meme to her